what

what's happening (sometimes post rlly horny bullshit minors dni)

[couchnapping]

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

[couchnapping]

it's the next thing

[boringkate]

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[sleepychipmunk]

that’s just the beauty of the gaycation

[evilwizard]

say no more

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[fuckhead-idiot]

Guys stop liking my horny posts and get to know the real me

[fuckhead-idiot]

Am hanting caterpliars

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[gameboycartridge-deactivated202]

rp blogs be like

[ W I N N I E   T H E   P O O H ] + indie rp blog for winnie the pooh + + dont even look at me if you’re not christopher robin + + roleplaying since 382 B.C + #нσηєу уσυ αяє му ѕυηѕнιηє❁ (self) #ιмαgιηαтιση ιѕ тнє кєу тσ ѕєℓƒ ∂єѕтяυ¢тιση❁ (ic) #¢няιѕтσρнєя яσвιη gяєω υρ тσ вє α ƒυяяу❁ (angst)

[fuckhead-idiot]

me (giving a bj): *blows into it like a balloon and makes a little dog or perhaps a sword*

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[fuckhead-idiot]

"kill yourself" I whisper quietly and scroll.. they would not get me today.

[fuckhead-idiot]

grindr is crazy because I'll see 50-70yo men in public and KNOW they'd go crazy for this boypuss

[circusheart]

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

imagine with me now. a robot that is a pervert

[fuckhead-idiot]

I wanna play with his dick like a stim toy