Working on Happiness :)

17 // My Bi-Fi signal is strong 💪 // Australian

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DYING !!!!! LOL HELP!!!!! LLS 

[dancingwithherweddings-blog]

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[racial]

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

[racial]

i have to pee

[daviddobrikarchive-deactivated2]

[lesbianrey]

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

[australiansanta]

i’m at such a ?? time of my life i’m just ???????????????????????? like ????????

[prettyremus]

Sirius: Netflix & chill?

Remus: Sure

[later that night]

Remus: You don’t even have Netflix

Sirius: *takes out 20 condoms*

Sirius: I don’t have chill either

[bey]

My favorite thing is when people remember little things I told them. like seriously? you actually listened to me? thank you

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk” you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don’t have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant.

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[sinatrasmafiaconnections]

Anyways tag urself I’m the endless gay disappointment contained in one singular “Oh” !

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Veep | S05E09 ‘Kissing Your Sister’ | directed by David Mandel | written by Erik Kenward | 2016

[hither2]

i’ve never seen this show but that’s the funniest line i’ve ever heard

[big-chief-woodenhead]

Ok he is i and I am him

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.

[mossadspydolphin]

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

[somethingwendythiswaycomes]

And maybe go some places

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

[rk1700week]

They aint eyes my friend.

[hostagesandsnacks]

i love when fanfiction describes male orgasm simply as

“he exploded”

just like

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The world doesn’t care whether you’re weak or strong. It will break you just the same.

-Makenzie Hipple