uh oh sisters

[rnavka]

Yeah I’m chilling out I’m vibing but in a scared way

[rnavka]

I’m laid back extremely uncomfortably

[pochowek]

[slimegirlnuclei]

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

can we do this

[grox]

[myheartis4him-deactivated202207]

dsknfhgj sd,mlk;f’d.s/c

[thenineofus]

I FUCKING HATE THAT I GREW UP WITH THE GOOD INTERNET I HATE THAT I REMEMBER GOOGLE SEARCHING A TERM AND FINDING OUT EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WELL DESIGNED WEBSITES MADE FOR EASY VIEW AND NOT TO BOMB YOU WITH ADS I HATE THAT I REMEMBER WHEN APPS WERE TRYING TO BE THEIR BEST AND NOT TO SELL THE MOST I HATE HOW CAPITALISM AFFECTS EVERYTHING AROUND ME AND I HATE THAT I CAN SEE IT SO CLEARLY IN HOW IT AFFECTS THE INTERNET

[dowereallyneedthis]

the "I believe in abortion only in extreme situations" people (especially women) truly baffle me because I genuinely consider "a human has another human growing inside of them and does not want to" to be a very extreme situation. to me that feels so deeply like an extreme emergency situation. I know this has been said before but it's incredible to me that this does not feel innately horrifying and "extreme" to everyone.

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

incredible day for people who were indescribably angry at age 13

[medievalthymes]

celebrities that don’t follow the met gala theme automatically go to the top of my guillotine list. like you have one job. you are literally glorified court jesters. you only exist to entertain us. and you can’t even do that; instead you wear some boring ass black tux to the one event i actually want you to flaunt your wealth. what are you doing

[mangonetics]

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

[ukrainian-psycho]

Hell yeah king show more skin!

[snowywarmthkuya]

you guys are just posting anything these days

[jimmydevs-deactivated20181005]

what r u taking in uni

Mainly the piss

[valtsv]

why do we WANT there to be a "new superwholock"? was one not enough for you people? because as someone who has used this website as my primary social media for more than 10 years, it was more than enough for me

[toaarcan]

The website’s becoming habitable again, we need another nuke.

[valtsv]

okay that's fair actually

[dashingprince]

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

[scp-4999]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[bunniope]

they shouldve killed him for this

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]