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joshua | 20 | art | x | word

[danieruart]

Unfinished anim I made a while back- Motivation machine [B]roke

[jogaq]

Elllinia

Ellinia station

[isthatatiktok]

Answer his facetime

[roavaswardrobe]

Visit Original Link

[ask-fire-emblem-olivia-deactiva]

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

[macromothmicroplastic]

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[wizardshark]

there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio

[997]

did a lot today !!!! haha take that depression

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[anonbuddha]

If it’s any consolation, I get it. I’m a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.

The OCCUPIED stall next to me.

I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, “Uh, you dropped your dick man,” and nudges it over with his foot.

[palaceofthedeadmemes]

LMAO YOU DROIPPED YOUR DICK MAN

[theryanproject]

😅😅😅

[plum-soup]

gays born after 1995 can’t cook all they know is yas queen, wig, crash car, polyamory, take prep and lie

[fkatwigs-fashionstyle]

fkatwigs: “home with you. tomorrow <3″

[treecakes]

fgfdgfgfgfh

[michuno-blog1]

Source?

[reperspectivity]

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

[shadows-ember]

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

[im-the-batmann]

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

[ienchanted]

Galarian Ponyta

[8-bitstories-deactivated2020062]

closing a distance gap can be difficult but we will do it…

[semiotextiana]

juliana huxtable, interfertility industrial complex: snatch the calf back, 2019

[thecollectibles]

Art by Mikhail Palamarchuk

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

[stalling]

Me after the orgy my bf and I hosted:

[officialmugi-deactivated2024071]

[grosslikebeer]

M

[tlffanypollard]

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

[yungbara]

Now I really need a full movie exactly like this

[elreyputo]

This is why horror movies don’t have gay characters

[cyber-b00ty]

I AM FUCKINGUGNGDS HFBEHULJ