the world is fucked up funny

All the things I would've reblogged, but nah

[bananatwinky]

[lolwtfmemes]

[remanence-of-love]

[alascene]

[heavensghost]

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[godlikeweakness]

middle part this side part that......sexy girls just run their hands in their hair and let god decide what it should be

[powerburial]

"guys" is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like "what are those guys up to". a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

the only song i ever listen to is potential breakup song by aly & aj. i never listen to anything else. if i feel like listening to music that’s what i listen to. it’s been on repeat since 2007. my itunes consists of 1 song, potential breakup song by aly & aj, and the play count is somewhere around 50,000 plays. if you ever see me listening to music, don’t even ask what song i’m listening to, because you know it’s potential breakup song by aly & aj, so why would you even ask

[tyleroakley]

has this person heard the 2020 explicit version yet

[rusig]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bear4butch]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Placeholder moustache

[theradicalace]

[jeanqrey]

Margot Robbie and Will Smith play Truth or Con

[omghotmemes]

Not all heroes wear capes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twitblr]

The dumb dumbs dragging us down

[whitepeopletwitter]