water me

Neptune Me

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whiplash

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Finding good dick is so hard 💀

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My other pet peeve is people leaving gaps at drive thrus

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How do I find a personal trainer??

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Bay Area? So like California? Lol

Yes indeed!

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Are you in Australia?

I’m in the Bay Area 😱

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When will I stop giving undeserving people attention!

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What's your shoe size?

10?? Why..

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One of my top pet peeves is people telling me to skip the gym to do X with them instead, the only time I’ll skip the gym is everyday after work in the gym parking lot in my car!!

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Also look I found a photo of when I was not blindingly pale

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On that note stream Don’t Start Now by miss Dua Lipa on Spotify

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On repeat!!

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On that note stream Don’t Start Now by miss Dua Lipa on Spotify

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Some of you didn’t listen to IDGAF by miss Dua Lipa on repeat and it shows

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Follow me here 🥰

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Puh-leeeeease drop your IG, this drought where we've only gotten one photo of you this year is so hard on us poor innocent gays

I was going to post a new photo but idk how tumblr rules work anymore :o

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What are your kinks or fetishes?

Mutual love !

[noschitts]