Fuck Marry Kill

F/M/K with incorporeal concepts. A blog by Fitch Anderson.

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F/M/K 20

1.) Your first kiss. 2.) The first time you performed oral sex. 3.) The first time someone performed oral sex on you.

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F/M/K 19

1.) A child’s belief in Santa Claus. 2.) A child’s belief in monsters under the bed. 3.) A child’s belief that love is easy.

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F/M/K 18

1.) Bathroom graffiti that reads “Live. Laugh. Love.” (scrawled in Sharpie, mid-stall door.) 2.) A motivational poster. (A photograph of a kitten, captioned with the phrase “A Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins with a Single Step”) 3.) An inspirational wall hanging from Bed Bath and Beyond that reads “After The Rain, Comes A Rainbow”). (cotton candy blue, white lettering, canvas)

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F/M/K 17

1.) Knowing how to swim. 2.) Knowing how to read a map. 3.) Knowing how to do basic math (like addition and subtraction).

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F/M/K 16

1.) Your most cherished childhood memory. 2.) A symbol of your greatest accomplishment. 3.) A smell that brings back wonderful memories.

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F/M/K 15

1.) Being unable to sleep because your brain is replaying an embarrassing moment from puberty. 2.) Being kept awake by the sound of construction. 3.) Waking suddenly from a nightmare and being unable to fall asleep again.

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F/M/K 14

1.) Having a word on the tip of your tongue but being unable to remember it. 2.) Having two bars of a song stuck in your head for several hours. 3.) Remembering an actor’s face, but forgetting their name completely.

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F/M/K 13

1.) The Northeastern United States. 2.) The Midwestern United States. 3.) The Southern United States.

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F/M/K 12

1.) The printed word. 2.) Musical notation. 3.) Carefully preserved oral tradition.

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F/M/K 11

1.) A T-Bone steak 2.) Cheese eggs 3.) Welch’s grape

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F/M/K 10

1.) Life 2.) Liberty 3.) The pursuit of happiness

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F/M/K 9

1.) Losing your umbrella in a taxi when it’s pouring. 2.) Locking yourself out of your car. 3.) Forgetting your wallet and not realizing it til you go to pay for something.

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F/M/K 8

1.) Pussy 2.) Money 3.) Weed

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F/M/K 7

1.) That first stretch you take when waking up in the morning. 2.) The first bite of food you take after not eating for a day. 3.) Peeing after a long road trip.

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F/M/K 6

1.) The knowledge that someone you love is safe. 2.) The knowledge that you’ll make it through a trying experience unharmed. 3.) The knowledge that something you desperately want is finally going to happen.

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F/M/K 5

1.) Being stuck in the DMV for 3 hours with nothing to read but Infinite Jest. 2.) Being stuck in the DMV for 3 hours with nothing to read but Moby Dick. 3.) Being stuck in the DMV for 3 hours with nothing to read but The Brothers Karamazov. 

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F/M/K 4

1.) An orgasm. 2.) The greatest food you have ever eaten or ever will eat. 3.) The best nap of your life.