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dialectic synthesis

sirfrogsworth

TIME OUT! I called time out!

free-range-tiddies

That corgi said:

rustandruin

I have never wanted something more.

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floopthecooper

this is worth it for the last reblog alone

ruinedchildhood

So this happend.

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deejay

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Lana del Rey interviews Madonna

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the fact that jellyfish are dumb as bricks instead of having a subtle intelligence as befits their elegant aesthetics is pretty funny actually

they could be these beautiful beings worthy of a deep respect but they're just fucking bags of slop

kata4a

oh like you’re not

epthot

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So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay

sevenelevenprophet

Reblog to save a gay

virmillion

this is it guys i’ve peaked

fuckrust

@herd-of-halla

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thinking about disability and mental illness in the pokemon world is pretty wild

a slowking who is always calm and ready to help when their trainer is having an anxiety attack or a breakdown

a blissey who lays its happiness eggs to help its trainer with depression

a gardevoir who uses its psychic black hole ability to prevent its trainer from getting sensory overload

a lucario reading its epileptic trainers aura to watch out for episodes

a munna helping a trainer with insomnia avoid bad dreams and sleep peacefully

a sylveon using its ribbons to calm someone who’s been badly triggered

faithofjevel-blog

And what about pokemon trained to help blind trainers, like zubat, golbat and crobat or other cave pokemon, as well as poochyena and houndoom like service dogs

And psychic pokemon or unknown aiding deaf trainers with communication

I’m also fascinated with the idea of more humanoid pokemon learning sign language to communicate with deaf trainers. If meowth can learn to talk, mr. mime and others can certainly learn the pokemon regions equivalent of signing

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a ditto mimicking the shape of a wheelchair so that their trainer will have assistance (pokemon powered!) on hard hills or when they get tired

or fighting types that are used not for fighting but as vital assistants for accessibility and mobility- machamp pushing wheelchairs and effortlessly lifting said chairs (and occupants) over steps; hariyama cradling their trainers in one hand when they get fatigued or chronic pain starts up, and carrying them around gently; hitmonlee with their super-steady legs and fighting-honed balance providing a good support to trainers with balance issues.

or nonverbal trainers that rely on their psychic pokemon (or pokemon like lucario) to translate their thoughts telepathically to other people when they can’t form words or signs

or autistic trainers with dragon types that sit next to them and allow their trainers to stroke their scales, the bumpy-smooth texture perfect for stimming with

minccino being absolutely vital to keeping the spaces of asthmatic trainers clean to not trigger an asthma attack; those same trainers cuddling with a water type that keeps their environment at the right humidity and temperature while they sleep to aid their breathing

wolfsrainrules

THIS IS THE POKEMON CONTENT I AM HERE FOR

secret-engima

Psst.

Pikachus and other electric types trained to recharge their trainer’s disability aids. Like- hearing aids and stuff. Or even to protect those disability aids from unexpected electrical damage by drawing the access electricity away from the shortable devices.

Fire types who either let their trainer lie on them (if they’re big) or lie on their trainer (if they’re little) and heat themselves to just the right temperature to help deal with joint pain.

Alternately, Ice types doing the same thing to help with chronic conditions that cause inflammation. (Or a pokemon of each type working together on the problem, heat to relax and cold to lower inflammation by turns like a perfect team)