A FISTFUL OF ROSES

Raleigh.carrd.co Give me all your money. Disclaimer: If Raleigh has ever been rude to you IC or punched your character out of no where I meant no offense OOC he’s just That Way

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Anyone wanna join a linkshell that serves as a call to arms to come and shit on people rping brass blades/sultansworn/cops etc using excessive force in rp uninvited

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That’s the way of torturers of every age, to put the blame on the victim, especially when he strikes back.

Orson Scott Card, Speaker for the Dead

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I think I might hang up the hat on Raleigh for a while.

Had a bad experience with some uninvited police rp that involved excessive use of force and it wasn’t okay.

Can’t people just ask before deciding you need to roleplay out real world events?

Idk, I just can’t anymore

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Batshakaan Tumet ––– –

Age: 20

Race: Xaela

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Demisexual/asexual - male preferred

Marital Status: None

Server: Mateus

Physical Appearance ––– –

Hair: Black that fades to steel blue

Eyes: Blue with bluish white limbal rings

Height: 7′5

Build: Youthful and muscular

Distinguishing Marks: Black markings tattooed around his eyes

Common Accessories: A pair of hand axes and one (1) duck. 

Personal ––– –

Profession: Hunter, lifter of boxes, mercenary, body guard, big thing who hits other big things for protection or amusement.

Hobbies: Chasing down new ways to get people to feed him steak. Talking to his duck. Sparring. Axe throwing.

Languages: Fluent in Xaelic, proficient in Hingan, Doman and Eorzean.

Residence: Presently he sleeps at a friend’s house in the goblet, but he hasn’t quite shaken his nomadic roots.

Birthplace: The steppe

Religion: A loose belief in Azim and Nhaama

Patron Deity: Nhaama

Fears: Thunderstorms, getting stuck in a body that is not his own, loss of control, being alone

Relationships ––– -

Spouse: None

Children: His daughter is a duck. Her name is Duck.

Parents: Both of his parents are alive in the steppe.

Siblings: Several half siblings on his father’s side that he is not aware of.

Other Relatives: Bats has a great number of extended family, but blood ties are not really important to him or his family so he doesn’t specifically know them.

Pets: Duck isn’t a pet, how dare you.

Traits ––– -

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted

Disorganized / In Between / Organized

Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded

Calm / In Between / Anxious

Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable

Cautious / In Between / Reckless

Patient / In Between / Impatient

Outspoken / In Between / Reserved

Leader / In Between / Follower

Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic

Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic

Traditional / In Between / Modern

Hard-working / In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between / Uncultured

Loyal / In Between / Disloyal

Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

Additional information ––– –

Smoking Habit: Nope

Drugs: Not once

Alcohol: While not opposed to it, he doesn’t really parttake. He gets drunk very fast and is the type of drunk who adamantly argues that he is not drunk as he starts taking off his pants to see if he can fly them like a kite.

RP Hooks ––– –

Have you got any steak? - Bats is always hungry. Always. At 7'5 and 20 years old, it takes a lot of food to sate him. Satiety is a feeling Batshakaan genuinely wouldn't know since it is simply so hard to feed him adequate rations at once. Thus he is always on the look out for food, and is always ready to ask if someone is going to eat the rest of their meal, if they'll buy him food or if they have any on him. He is a bottomless pit. He also has a bad habit of following anyone who has fed him in the hopes of more food. A boy likes to fight - As with most Xaela, Bats establishes most of his relationships through sparring, aggression and combat. Rarely does this mean he is angry with someone, quite the opposite, if he asks someone to fight or tries to hit them outright it usually means he likes them and wants to establish a connection. It is his way of trying to prove himself as a worthy acquaintance and also trying to bond with a person. Though don't get too comfortable, he will definitely slap a bitch for acting a fool too. Might be a monster - Bats has made a pact with a voidsent -- which is not super easy to detect so please don't blindside me out of no where knowing his deep dark secret -- and it makes his aether seem a little off. It's as if it's dark, or vacant somehow. If one were to pay real close attention to him or even follow him, they might find he has a habit of disappearing in the middle of the night, of travelling to places that have reports of monster sightings the next day and leaving the land suspiciously void of aether. HONK - Bats has a duck. Her name is Duck, and she's a very good duck. Duck is adorable, and it is totally valid thing to rp with him because his duck is adorable. She honks, is his daughter, and he loves her very much. She's also eaten a concerning amount of steak in her life time, might be chaotic evil and has been covered in blood by means Bats is unsure of. But her tail wiggles are so cute.

Contact Information ––– –

Hi there! Thank you for your interest in my son.

You can contact me via tumblr or in game, or send me a tumblr DM and I’m more than happy to give out my discord info.

I do have a few limits and they’re pretty standard. No homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexim, child abuse or other forms of bigotry in my rps pls. Also I will only rp with anyone who is 18+ and 21+ is preferable as I’m old as dirt.

Voidsent beastie art by [FieryKitsune]

Thanks for reading! :D

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Just a boy and his very large dog

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intense screECHING

I got another beautiful piece from [FieryKitsune] of Batshakaan’s voidsent friend look at how pretty she is.

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This is the gorgeous commission by [FieryKitsune] on A&C of Batshakaan’s voidsent passenger/alter ego and I cannot stop staring at it. It’s so good and she made my good demon forest spirit out of a few scattered pictures and me trying my best to describe her.

its so good i’m gonna DIE.

I linked their A&C page but here’s the URL also: https://artistsnclients.com/people/FieryKitsune

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This is the gorgeous commission by [FieryKitsune] on A&C of Batshakaan’s voidsent passenger/alter ego and I cannot stop staring at it. It’s so good and she made my good demon forest spirit out of a few scattered pictures and me trying my best to describe her.

its so good i’m gonna DIE.

I linked their A&C page but here’s the URL also: https://artistsnclients.com/people/FieryKitsune

[enamelpinsworld]

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I know that I’ve reached peak insanity bc my friend got me a pink toy xenomorph and i’m amazoning her a lot of 10 barbie doll ball gowns

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Hmm

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Someone called my character retarded IC a whole bunch of times and I’m trying real hard not to shut down and delete everything lmao

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[Balmung] Companionship Bot Auction Monday Feb 17th @ 8:00pm EST Rakuza District, Kugane

Thrown out of the gates of the Garlean Consulate of Kugane, one enterprising imperial (and his assistant) have taken to the streets of Rakuza to auction off their refined, portable, and mostly water proof love bots. Each lovingly handcrafted (or repurposed) from the finest of imperial schematics. This twisted ‘date auction’ is for all the lonely savages and savagettes of the world who find themselves alone in the wake of Valentiones.  All bidding is done with IC money. Please check the document for lot items and auction mechanics! This is a mature event! Because we are selling mature items! Come for the Garlean  ❤Bot. Stay for the Prince Zenos Body Pillow. 

Document: https://tinyurl.com/t9n52oz

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The Queen

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I know that I’ve reached peak insanity bc my friend got me a pink toy xenomorph and i’m amazoning her a lot of 10 barbie doll ball gowns

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raleigh, y e s 

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[autumnslance]

But seriously now, how is it always raining in Camp Drybone?

[fashion-noodle]

I’ve been asking this for YEARS

[maxikha-ffxiv]

For a place called Drybone it sure is anything but

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wetbone