The Cringe House

A certified simp, sometimes, writing stupid comments around

[finn-star]

my friend @zyeesecake and i turned our stickers into book characters hehehehe

[fuckthishit25]

Peak chat

[fuckthishit25]

I was just trying to reach a goddanm chapter of Fearless, when my younger cousin wanted me to read It out loud for him

And I did for a bit

But then a goddamn make out scene came up

HE'S 8 AND STARTED THROWING A TANTRUM WHEN I REFUSED TO KEEP READING

Fml 😭

[exposingtheazers]

BREAKING NEWS

MORE TURMOIL BETWEEN ILYA'S AND ELFHAME'S ROYAL FAMILIES

It's common knowledge that there have been feuds between the royal families in the past... But what about in current events?

@letmeliveinelfhame, wife of Elfhame's Prince Dain, has stated that our very own Enforcer, Prince Kai, hates her, with @malakai-azer not denying this accusation made against him

[malakai-azer]

Erm actually I HAVE denied it before. SEVERAL times. Even if I did deny it that one time I CLEARLY HAVE NO POWER HERE.

Sources.

[exposingtheazers]

These sources are from 7 days ago. They could be outdated by now. May I also comment on how... interesting these usernames are?

[malakai-azer]

[fuckthishit25]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your username is predicting the way you die, is it bad?

yes

no

hard to understand

results

Voting ended onAug 28, 2025

[fuckthishit25]

I feel like it's a very "me" way to die

To be like

"Nha, fuck this" and die

[captainwinterrsoldierr]

KAI AZER

[kaisdarling]

KAI AZER!!!

[caramelmiacchiato]

KAI AZER.

[violetvines]

KAI AZER 🤭

[fuckthishit25]

KAI AZER🗣️🗣️🗣️

[fuckthishit25]

The type of coffee they sell at bars:

Vs the type of coffee I need to function properly:

[fuckthishit25]

Just found out about Online Obsession

It's safe to say I'll spend the next 5 months losing sleep over Abi

(Tho owning a cat, I WILL cry ugly if he kills a cat in game)

THE DEMO ENDED TOO SOON

I needed more 😭😭😭

[fuckthishit25]

I CAN'T believe this

We got InuYasha 3.0 before GTA6

[fuckthishit25]

[fuckthishit25]

I CAN'T believe this

We got InuYasha 3.0 before GTA6

[sonic-pja]

It's a family photo.

Better view

[fuckthishit25]

Gerald be looking at them Sonics like "When did I have 2 other sons?"

[fuckthishit25]

My family complaining about the fact that i'm never happy and always want more etc...

Me litteraly being proud af because some of my ice cubes look pretty af:

LOOK AT THE BLUE ONESSSS 🥺

[fuckthishit25]

WHO NEEDS BAKERIES ANYMORE!?? I AM THE BAKERY!!!

[bingazer]

A cozy morning 💕

[malakai-azer]

What are you making, darling?

[bingazer]

Well, since a few of my friends are having children I wanted to get started on some gifts. I also needed something to do with my hands.

[malakai-azer]

That’s so thoughtful, sweetheart. Though if you needed something to do with your hands, I have some better ideas.

[bingazer]

I’m sure you do, baby. Should I meet you in our room then?

[malakai-azer]

Let me carry you there.

[bingazer]

Please.

[malakai-azer]

Already begging, darling? And I’ve barely touched you.

[fuckthishit25]

Me promising to study on my day off because i'm way behind class...

Also me on my day off:

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[redpandarascal]

Hi! I’d like to clarify something about the accreditation of this comic.

It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.

[sad-and-woeful]

Reblog if you want to flatten Christian values with the gayroller 2000

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[lovelessblade]

The more time that passes the funnier this gets because a lot of people won’t understand it.

[soijusthavetoask]

I don’t get it

[quinintheclouds]

You’re winning

[fuckthishit25]

I GOT THE LAST LETTER WRONG UNTILL I READ THE POST UNDER 😭😭😭😭

[memories]

You ever just… yell about #powerless??