I am trying okay

Bundle of everchanging fandoms and some of my writing (Icon made by @casukaga)

[baeddoll]

(Dming evil girlfriend) you love me because l am the one virtuous pretense in your fetid black heart

(Dming good girlfriend) you love me because l am your secret shame

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

[orcboxer]

I mean. Okay

[pangur-and-grim]

he is genuinely a problem

[pangur-and-grim]

actually he was so happy about the med routine! he would run to the scale in the morning, and sit on it purring, because he knew that after medicine came treats!

when the months of medications were finally finished and tests showed him cured of FIP, he actually got really frustrated with me bc he thought I was forgetting. he’d just sit on his weighing scale and stare at me balefully.

[homunculus-argument]

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

[sindri42]

I love seeing dogs and wolves in movies because they’re acting so vicious but also their tails are wagging so hard unless the post-processing guys specifically edited out the tails (which is slightly less obvious but also hilarious in a different way once you spot it).

[spectral-cervid]

This is why I love the dog in the original casting of The Thing so damn much. I have never seen an acting dog move with such a deliberate, calm intent. It was like every single motion and gesture this animal made was intentional.

Apparently, according to the behind-the-scenes documentation, this dog was just fuckin like that. Almost never, if at all, looked at the camera crews and production teams. Never excitedly wagged his tail on set no matter how much of a good boy he was being. If he did, it was the same… deliberate motions.

His name was Jed, and even though he’s a dog, he deserves an oscar. He was an exceptionally good boy.

[jadewolf-writes]

Jed also played the role of White Fang in the 90s Disney film version!

I honestly can’t imagine a better portrayal of a stoic, aloof White Fang, who gradually softens, than Jed.  Good boy.

[graaaaceeliz]

That dog knows his job, and knows he’s damn good at it, and knows he’s probably better at his job than his coworkers.

[jackdaw-kraai]

That dog was delivering straight up Shakespearean performances, and he probably was saddled with human coworker who had to make use of such unprofessional things as second takes.

My condolences, Jed, my condolences.

[rookiesbustle]

they need to start making epileptic-safe versions of movies and music videos and video games and I'm dead fucking serious

[rookiesbustle]

there is actually literally 0 reason you can justify for not having an epileptic safe version unless you are making a very specific kind of thing. epileptics deserve to enjoy the art you make

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[sboochi]

Part 2

Some kind of version where the Paris hospital scene happens after Beatrice is found: Sherlock is not feeling normal about the idea of James biting other people :/

[kittymsmithwritesstuff]

Yall ever think how insane it would be to walk into Roberts house

The man owns nothing. He owns nothing except a dresser we see him take work shirts out of, which are the only shirts we see except forr for his workout clothes, one lawn chair, a futon, and seven lamps

Can you imagine walking into a mans house and there is one green futon, lawn chair, and not even a good lawn chair its a shitty break theough at the ass lawn chair snd SEVEN FUCKING LAMPS

You walk into a mans house and he owns NOTHING except for SEVEN FUCKING LAMPS

SEVEN LAMPS. OF VARIOUS SIZES AND COLORS AND DESIGN

SEVEN LAMPS

This is so insane to me the more I think about it the crazier I feel. I knew a guy who had a bed, a desk with a gaming set up and NOTHING ELSE but if I saw that and then SEVEN FUCKING LAMPS in his empty one bedroom apartment I dont know what the fuck id do

[emmasmoke8]

Huge deterrent against thieves

[littlevices]

I just have to say that it is infinitely funny to me that the fandom saw Robert bite someone's finger off once, and has just been rolling with it ever since. It didn't start with "oh, he'll only do it in a pinch" which is probably the canonical thing. Instead, it went straight into "Robert is a feral animal that can and will tear you open with his teeth" and has been just that.

It ranges from desperate situation all the way down to casual annoyance to even intimate moments in shipping. The fandom seems to have, pretty much, collectively agreed with no discussion that Robert is Feral like a rabid raccoon or an annoyed wet cat.

I'm not complaining, quite the opposite. I love me a Feral Robert and I want more fics and shit to portray it. Because if this man is willing to do it once, he will do it again, and has probably done it before (Flambae doesn't count because he didn't bite those off, lol).

There is reason for it too, the whole bar fight being the best example. But we also have in the beginning of the game when he's dealing with Toxic and infiltrating the Steel Mill. He has no powers, is very aware he has no powers, and at some point decided that, when out of the suit anything goes. If he's going to die, it will be on his terms not yours, and he will do everything in his power take a chunk of you with him as a friendly reminder.

This gives me ideas, and makes me wonder if the Feralism runs in the family, or if it's just a Robert Robertson the Third thing, lol.

I am living for this and it will never not be funny to me.

[emmasmoke8]

Skipped Robbie, but Bobby was definitely a wild beast. I mean, who the fuck builds a mech suit of all things to be a superhero

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[gaysie]

bad thoughts at night/poster’s delight… but those posts by the morning/scrollers take warning

[bodhranwriting]

Character Concept going free to a good home:

A temple oracle who faked their death and ran away to become a wondering gambler and rogue.

[bodhranwriting]

Meteorologist oracle. The other oracles are like "I SEE WAR! COMETS! ASSASSINATIONS! GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!"

and they're just like, "I think it's gonna rain on Tuesday."

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

[willgrahamscock]

you don’t have to write safe practices and contract agreements. your audience knows not to apply any of this in their real lives, sasuke doesn’t know what a safe word is im begging you please write the toxic yaoi

[explicitlyrics]

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

[loth-caatgirl]

actually yes this needs to be kept as part of this conversation

[s0lanums]

i think the first time grace loses a tooth from scurvy, once they get past the initial panic (“no, i won’t die from losing one tooth” and “yeah, it hurts, but it’s not that bad” and “i can still eat just fine, i promise”), rocky tentatively asks if he can hear it more closely.

“yeah, sure.” grace holds up the tooth to the xenonite barrier.

“no, closer,” rocky says, claws clicking nervously. “want to hold.”

grace considers that. if rocky were to, say, lose a chunk of carapace, he’d ask to have it without a second thought. he’d probably make an excuse about wanting to point a spectrometer at it or test its properties, and he’d obviously do those things, but he’d mainly just want to touch it. to hold a piece of rocky without fear of either of them being harmed.

he drops the tooth into the exchange drawer and rocky lunges to retrieve it. grace has a thousand self-hating, existential thoughts about losing it — his health is declining so quickly, his smile is changed forever, he can guess which tooth he’ll lose next — but they all quiet as he watches rocky pick it up with trembling claws. rocky cradles the tooth in the palm of his hand like a delicate treasure, warbling a wordless tune of delight, and grace thinks that, if he makes it through this, everything might just be okay.

[chesterart]

Amnesia

I actually MUCH prefer the movie version, but I find graces desperate cries really captivating in the book

[draconym]

My local animal shelter (BARCS) just got an influx of 369 birds from a shitass pet store, which is a truly terrifying number of parrots to have inside a building. BUT: there's a donation drive going on right now where you can vote for a pet's face to go on a beer can for their annual BARCStoberfest. Every single vote is a dollar towards animal rescue!!!

You can vote for your favorites such as Tylenol, El Eiwi Gordito, and Cheese here on their website!