Okay but despite everything imagine if Cordelia would’ve had a little girl who was kind and sweet and giving like her mother and coy and she gave life to dead plants and stuff 😭😭so wholesome n cute

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Okay but despite everything imagine if Cordelia would’ve had a little girl who was kind and sweet and giving like her mother and coy and she gave life to dead plants and stuff 😭😭so wholesome n cute
We’re only listening to Azealia Banks, drinking iced coffee, and soft blocking the assholes from high school this summer ladies
she didn’t just come there to dance,
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Signs and Crushes
Aries: Pretty upfront about it, always on the lookout for someone and when they find that perfect someone they cling on. You’ll know if they like you by the measure of inside jokes you have, the amount of touching and eye contact. Pay attention next time their around. Give it some time and eventually they’ll tell you.
Taurus: Timid about it. They’re very fun people and love to just go with you anywhere. Very vexing and charming signs, so they might feel unattainable to you. In nature they doubt themselves, so they might feel the same about you. That being said, they most likely will go to their grave simply crushing on you. Maybe it’s best you make the first move with this sign.
Gemini: Like Taurus, this sign is timid about liking you. They want you to make the first move and tell them you like them. When it comes to crushes, this sign might do the most discreet things like tagging you in a post or remembering your pet’s name. Loves to laugh at memes with you. Wants to take you to new places but doesn’t know how to ask. Very gentle. Probably best you make the first move.
Cancer: Very lovey-dovey. Loves to compliment you in small ways and it might be pretty obvious they like you. Compliment them back, you’ll notice how they blush and smile. Very cute. You might also notice how they want to invite you in with their own friends. It is either-or with this sign when it comes to crushes. Depending on the person, you might want to tell them yourself.
Leo: A very fierce sign. They get what they want because of their strong demeanor. They’ll charm you into their lives and never let you go. When this sign likes you, they’ll be fairly shy at first, but pay attention to body language. Do they laugh a lot? Focus all of their attention on you? Once they’re comfortable with you, they don't hold anything back.
Virgo: This sign needs to know that you mutually like them. They don’t go off on a limb and assume things. They don’t ask you on a date out of nowhere, even if they do suspect you like them back. They’re a logical sign, and they just need to know that the feelings are reciprocated. Therefore, it might not be that obvious that they have a crush on you. They want to get to know you better and understand your intentions. Once they do, they’ll open up to you and be very obvious when it comes to liking you.
Libra: A truly kind sign. Once you get close enough to them, they’re willing to do anything for that special someone. They love to brag about you to their friends and you might find yourself on their social media frequently. Eventually, they may come around to telling you how they truly feel.
Scorpio: Now you and I both know a Scorpio will tell you, your family, your neighbors, and your friends that they like you. They don’t hold much back. It takes a while to crack that hard shell of theirs, but once you do there is no going back. It might be overbearing at times, but Scorpio only has the best intentions at heart. You know they like you if they put you above anyone else.
Sagittarius: Very withdrawn when it comes to having crushes. They feel like they fail at love and so, when they do have a crush, they hold back completely. They love to laugh with you and adventure with you. Give them some time, and they’ll come around. Do not bombard them by confronting them instantly.
Capricorn: Similar to sagittarius, this sign is very withdrawn. They have a rather passive personality and will play it off as if you’re not much in their life. You might take notice to this. However, they think the world of you. Have some late-night mushy conversations with them and you’ll know they think the world of you. They’re a sweet sign, but they can break your heart in an instant.
Aquarius: This sign is bubbly when they like you. Very kind and smiley. They love the finer things in life and they aren’t afraid of showing you. Beautiful people both inside and out and you definitely don’t want to lose them. They make it obvious when they like you. It’s the little things in life that mean the most of them. So if they show you things like little places around town and beautiful, hidden scenery then you should just know.
Pisces: A reserved sign, or at least they try to be. When it comes to them liking you, honey, you’ll know. Compliments out the wazoo. Tries to make you laugh as much as possible. They always think about you, always. They worry for you, get excited for you, and will love you unconditionally. They have an obsessive personality and when they have a crush on you, all that obsession is pointed to you. They get so scared that they’ll mess up somehow. They make amazing lovers, but they will leave if something feels wrong.
the signs as dogs
Aries: Pit Bull Taurus: Golden Retriever Gemini: Schnauzer Cancer: Great Dane Leo: Terrier Virgo: Rottweiler Libra: Chihuahua Scorpio: English Bulldog Sagittarius: French Bulldog Capricorn: Poodle Aquarius: Beagle Pisces: Pug
The Signs As Rupaul's Drag Race S7 Finalists
Ginger Minj: Taurus, Cancer, Sagittarius, Leo
Violet Chachki: ARIES, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio
Pearl: PISCES, Libra, Capricorn, Aquarius
the signs as older songs
Aries: lithium- nirvana
Taurus: hold on- wilson phillips
Gemini: none of your business- salt n pepa
Cancer: more than a feeling- boston
Leo: vogue- madonna
Virgo: everyday- buddy holly
Libra: dreams- fleetwood mac
Scorpio: pour some sugar on me- def leppard
Sagittarius: purple haze- jimi hendrix
Capricorn: the tide is high- blondie
Aquarius: (don't fear) the reaper- blue öyster cult
Pisces: vienna- billy joel
the signs as random happy things
Aries: new sheets, the smell of wood, great coffee, dimples in a smile, feeling loved and happy finally
Taurus: the smell of a new book, coming home, the feel of relief, a warm clean blanket, receiving a big hug from someone you cherish
Gemini: the feel of sand under your feet, traveling, talking to a good friend after not seeing them for a while, taste of wine
Cancer: going to the art museum, meeting someone kind, writing in a coffee shop, kisses on the cheek, crying at a sad movie
Leo: the adrenaline on a roller coaster, giving a gift, winning something after working hard for it, smell of a cinnamon candle
Virgo: reading all night, listening to someone interesting speak, learning about something new, taste of rich chocolate, being successful after feeling down
Libra: watching a plant grow, tasting a fluffy croissant, feeling accepted, keeping a good secret
Scorpio: fresh baked cookies, the smell of the rain, crying after holding it in, hiding under many blankets, loving people even if they disappoint you in the worst ways
Sagittarius: your first taste of alcohol, watching the stars, riding on a subway, a down-to-earth conversation, appreciating everything
Capricorn: baking a really delicious cake, acing a test, making a new friend, long bike rides, knowing people appreciate you
Aquarius: the smell of a hotel, jumping on beds, smiling all the time, saying just the right thing, laughing with children, loving unconditionally
Pisces: making people laugh hard, watching a good movie, the smell of flowers, great art, the taste of hard liquor, letting it all out, loving everyone despite their flaws
the signs as Broadway musicals
Aries: Book of Mormon
Taurus: West Side Story
Gemini: Heathers
Cancer: Phantom of The Opera
Leo: Rent
Virgo: Chicago
Libra: Wicked
Scorpio: Jersey Boys
Sagittarius: The Lion King
Capricorn: Evita
Aquarius: Hairspray
Pisces: Mamma Mia
signs with crushes
Already introduced themselves and is about 2 invite them on a date: Gemini, Aries, Sagittarius, Leo
Probably trying to play hard to get smh: Scorpio, Libra, Taurus, Aquarius
Doesn't even bother interacting with them: PISCES, Cancer, Capricorn, Virgo
signs thoughts in school
Aries: what dis do
Taurus: when's this gonna b over can I order pizza
Gemini: Lol what if I threw a pencil at the ceiling would it get stuck
Cancer: fucking look at me one more time I dare u
Leo: i needa look @ myslef
Virgo: I understand this but im probly gonna fail lol
Libra: tf ???? Tf is this ???? Hello ???
Scorpio: if this song replays in my head 1 mor time I will decapitate myself
Sagittarius: imma masturb8 wen I get hom
Capricorn: Are these people trying to kill me?
Aquarius: im Tryna keep a positive attitude but these ppl walk too slow in the hallway
Pisces: imma make weird faces wen som1 does something ridiculous
signs as comedians (not based on comedians' zodiac signs)
Aries: Will Ferrell
Taurus: Tina Fey
Gemini: Aubrey Plaza
Cancer: Ellie Kemper
Leo: Amy Poehler
Virgo: Bill Hader
Libra: Maya Rudolph
Scorpio: Melissa McCarthy
Sagittarius: Chris Pratt
Capricorn: Mindy Kaling
Aquarius: Seth Meyers
Pisces: Kristen Wiig
signs as strong female fictional characters
Aries: Khaleeli Daenerys Targaryen
Taurus: Joan Holloway
Gemini: Fiona Goode
Cancer: Emma Swan
Leo: Cristina Yang
Virgo: Hermione Granger
Libra: Agent Carter
Scorpio: Dana Scully
Sagittarius: Claire Dearing
Capricorn: Leslie Knope
Aquarius: Black Widow
Pisces: Olivia Benson