Fuck Yeah, Fire Extinguishers!

Burn, baby, burn. Or don't.

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Thanks, Shaq

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OpenSauce looks like a fun party

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Cynthia Cano- Beto for Texas on Twitter

“Today a car caught fire next to us. We heard a loud explosion and the car started burning. While folks were calling 911, Beto helped to put the fire out. So grateful to the Houston Firemen and Police who showed up quickly to help!! Thankfully no one was hurt.”

Good job, Beto.

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𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 on Twitter

“out of precaution I have obtained a bottle of FIRE GONE”

TIL.

Does this count?

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New unexpected use case (source)

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[lovemales94]

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... relevant, surprisingly

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Hi, I’m in Japan.

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🧯 Fire Extinguisher Emoji

Fire Extinguisher is a candidate for inclusion in Unicode 11.0 scheduled for release in 2018 …

Apparently there could be a fire extinguisher emoji in 2018.

Rejoice.

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[firefoxed]

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

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also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

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im here for this analysis

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When you lose another service during a major outage

by Mr. White

[thecodinglove]

Me trying to keep our 600 thin clients running

/* by der_eismann */

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Clay Bennett Cartoon from 2016-02-03

[mayudrawsthings]

A long time ago I joked with a friend that I would make a visual novel where you could date fire extinguishers.

Let it be known that I am someone who will take a joke concept to the ultimate (il)logical conclusion. Working on script, code and art, no idea if it will ever be finished but screw that it’s fun.

heartBURN: Become a robot psychiatrist who specializes in fire-extinguisher AI! Multiple endings, including one where you don’t lose your doctor’s license for breach of ethics from dating your patients by actually doing your job. Also includes Micheal Transactions and Paul Marketing, the two most hated foes in all gaming.

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“The IT Crowd" 

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oh shit