struggling artist

superstar in my dreams, a dreamer in reality.

[yungpharrell]

keep yourself busy so you can stay out of your feelings.

[lisasyl-deactivated20190922]

that one person who always catches you doing something stupid

[joshpeck]

God

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[fuckyeahgypsies]

“if she was a book, she’d be 2 books”

[nyctosaurid]

sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move.  here’s a demon 

[endofanera2021]

😂✨

[jehovahhthickness]

How sway?

[betterthankanyebitch]

[sarahabdul4-deactivated20170928]

I’m not searching for my other half because I’m not a half.

Realizing this is one of the things that made the biggest difference in my life, not just in my relationships. (via alunit)

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[fuckyeahgypsies]

This hella makes me wanna murder someone to see if these tips really check out

[fuckyeahgypsies]

Dinner at jlaws house

Jlaw:"and that's when I said 'WHERES THE PIZZA!?!?'"

Dinner guests: *forced laughter as they eat their dinner consisting of only bread*

Bradley cooper to me: "can I offer you some bread"

Me: "oh um....I don't eat bread"

Dinner guests: *complete silence*

jlaw with mouth full of bread: "wait....what do you mean you don't eat bread™"

Me: "oh um well I can't-"

Jlaw: *makes wacky faces* "FUCK YOU!! you ASSHOLE!!!" *crying*

Me: "uh well...sorry it's just that I-"

Jlaw crawling across the table towards me: "YOU WILL EAT THIS BREAD"

Me: "please no"

Bradley cooper: "please Jen it's fine...."

Jlaw: *ugly crying* "SHUT UP!!! S H U T U P"

Jlaw: *takes a fist full of bread and shoves it in my mouth*

Me: *muffled crying* "please I have celiac disease I can't eat gluten"

Jlaw:"DONT GIVE IN TO SOCIETIES LIES!! EAT THIS BREAD"

Dinner guests: *still watching in silent horror*

Amy schumer:*thin lipped Amy schumer smile*

Oscar committee: "holy f uck Jen...."

[userjusti]

i hate saying this but ijust want to date someone

[fuckyeahgypsies]

I feel this and the tag so much lol

[cosmicwizdom]

Look around you. Appreciate what you have. Nothing will be the same in a year.

- unknown (via quotelounge)

[irlsludge]

the amount of sass in this screencap is overwhelming

[chonce]

[giajade]

I need a small loan of $1,000,000

[championsaremade]

Everything heals. Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul repairs itself. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.

[pouting]

getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there 

[fuckyeahgypsies]

me, three days w/o an emotional breakdown:wow!!! im cured! i dont need a therapist or medication (:

me,today: never mind!!!!!!!!!!! never mind!!!!!!!!!!!