Just saw a video analysis about if the Scooby gang could beat Light Yagami. I wasn’t worried about the gang but I didn’t realize how cooked Light was. Velma alone is way smarter than L, Freddy would instantly see through the trapped drawer that hid the Death Note and Scooby is such a wildcard overall, who is immune to the Death Note because he isn’t human. So even if he gets the rest of the gang, Scooby is coming with a vengeance.
Funniest scenario is Shaggy and Scooby trailing Light only to be confronted by him. Light tries to kill Shaggy but can’t because he would never just give away his name as “Norville Rogers.” Light thinks Shaggy is some genius playing fourth-dimensional chess with him.
I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real
this is one of the funniest things he has ever said. I’m not going to touch his fundamental misunderstanding of what Communism is and how the ideology has not worked once over thousands of years “I’ll give you everything” *takes it away from others who earned it* thing is his entire ideology, that is what his presidency is
the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs
Thinking about that part in mystery incorporated where fred says "I'm not a guy anymore!" as a way of saying that he's accepting his emotions. thinking about how mystery inc fred is canonically autistic and some autistic people express themselves very openly which goes directly against masculine gender norms. thinking about how fred and his ascot throughout the scooby doo franchise have gone from innocuous to weapons against toxic masculinity. thinking about the overlap between gender non-conformity and autism. thinking about gender as a construct and expression of gender as a choice. thinking about fred jones
By request of the discord! Here’s the smut thesaurus I’ve been building to help me write. It’s even longer now because I included some extra words from The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson on AO3.
How many words are there for “penis” and “thrust” (that aren’t completely cringey)? Here are all the ones I’ve gathered so far 😂
It’s going under the read-more cut because it’s over 1,000 words in bullet-point form so it is loooong.
i’m not someone who posts writing advice so i know this is random, but i used to struggle with writing smut and created this list to make it easier. i feel like this might help some people, so i’m posting it on here :)
→ will keep updating this whenever i find more
18+ MINORS DNI
words and phrases for…
…vaginas:
general
- pussy
- folds
- core
- heat
- cunt
- slit
- entrance
descriptions
- tight
- swollen (clit)
- dripping/soaking/drenched
- puffy
- leaking
- fluttering walls
- clenching around
- sensitive
- wet and needy
- slick with arousal
- quivering
fingering
- thumb their clit
- tease their entrance
- curl fingers inside
- scissors fingers apart
- pump fingers in and out
- rub tight circles over their clit
- over their folds
- drag fingertips along their slit
- press knuckles deep
- hook fingers inside
oral
- suck their clit into your mouth
- lap at their folds
- flick tongue over their clit
- trace their entrance with your tongue
- drink them down
- groan into their heat
- drag tongue from entrance to clit
- wrap lips around their sensitive bud
- sloppy, open-mouthed kisses against their cunt
- hold their hips down as they grind into your mouth
vibrator
- press the vibrator against their clit
- drag the buzzing toy over their entrance
- hold the toy against them until they beg
- push it deep and leave it there
- edge them with slow pulses
- set it to the highest setting and watch them come undone
…penises:
descriptions
- precum-oozing tip
- aching cock
- throb hotly
- cum shoots out in spurts
- heavy and twitching
- swollen with need
- slick with precum
- pulsing against their palm
- veiny and thick
- pressing against the fabric
- tip throbbing
oral
- hollow cheeks around them
- tongue swirling over the tip
- bobbing head up and down their shaft
- gagging around their length
- lips wrapped tightly around
- suckling at the head
- drool dripping down their cock
- holding the base as they thrust into your mouth
- slurping around them
- moaning against their length
hand
- pump with hand
- (pump) to full mast
- thumb swiping over the tip
- stroke from base to tip
- squeeze and twist on the upstroke
- grip tightening with each jerk
- slow, teasing strokes
- thumb pressing against the slit
- letting precum coat their fingers
- rubbing against their own stomach
…(afab) bodies:
nipples
- dusty rose
- perky
- pinch
- roll (tongue over)
- suck/suckle
- lick stripe over
- flick
- rub
- tug
- graze teeth over
- tease with fingertips
- harden under their tongue
- pebbling under their touch
hips
- bucking against them
- grinding down
- fingers digging into flesh
- guiding their movements
- pinned in place
- rolling in slow circles
- jerk forward in need
thighs
- clench around their waist
- soft against their hands
- shaking from pleasure
- held open by firm hands
- straddling them with ease
- squeezing around their hips
stomachs
- tensing with every thrust
- shudder under their touch
- arch from pleasure
- slick with sweat
- soft and warm beneath their palm
butts
- gripping tight in both hands
- spanking just enough to hear them gasp
- holding them still while they take every inch
- grinding down against them
- fingers slipping between their cheeks
…sex (p in v/strap in v):
missionary
- hips rolling against theirs
- thrust back into someone
- pull out and thrust back in
- fuck (cock/strap) into someone
- body slamming against the others
- pound into
- hook legs around their waist
- hold their wrists down
from the back
- hands gripping their hips tight
- arching deeper for them
- hair wrapped around their fingers
- slapping against their skin
- hitting deeper from this angle
- bending them further down
- hands pinning them in place
- breath hot against their shoulder
from underneath/on top of them
- thrust up into
- bounce up and down
- rocking hips in slow waves
- grinding down to feel every inch
- holding onto their shoulders for leverage
- hands gripping their waist, guiding the rhythm
general
- push/pull hips
- walls tighten around
- guide oneself into place
- hips jerk (giver)
- pull away so only the head/tip is inside
- push oneself deeper
- rock ones hips
- ease it into someone inch by inch
- piston something into
- shallow thrusts before slamming in deep
- slow, teasing strokes before going rough
- fingers gripping at skin for stability
…orgasms:
- feel it build up
- come undone (around someone)
- fuck then through their orgasm
- shake apart in their arms
- ride out their high
- eyes rolling back as pleasure crashes over them
- pulsing around them, milking every drop
general words & phrases:
- bounce
- writhe
- squirm
- moan
- cry/whimper/whine
- rut
- twitch
- chest heaving
- ride
- depths
- nestled into
- never break pace
- back arching into their mouth
- clutching at the sheets
- gripping onto their shoulders
- hands fisting in their hair
- leaving marks behind
- gasping out their name
- skin slick with sweat
- desperate for more
- dragging nails down their back
- whispers of “please” in between moans
- legs trembling afterward
…positions:
classic positions
- missionary → deep eye contact, body pressed flush together, legs wrapped around their waist
- doggy style → hands gripping their hips, arching deeper, hair pulled back, skin slapping against skin
- cowgirl/reverse cowgirl → riding on top, hands braced on their chest/stomach, rolling hips, bouncing up and down
- spooning → pressed up against their back, slow deep thrusts, hand slipping between their legs
- side-lying → one leg hooked over their hip, lazy grinding, deep and slow strokes
- against the wall → legs wrapped around their waist, pinned in place, struggling to keep balance
- lap riding → straddling them, arms draped over their shoulders, rocking in their lap
intense positions
- bent over the table/desk → hands flat against the surface, back arched, helpless against their thrusts
- standing from behind → held up by strong arms, struggling to keep balance, deep and rough strokes
- pinned against a surface → back pressed against the wall, legs spread, trapped in place
- on their knees → forced to take it, submissive position, gripping onto their thighs for stability
- over the edge of the bed → hips dangling off, head thrown back, deep and unrelenting thrusts
- folded in half → legs pinned to their chest, completely open, deeper penetration
- one leg hooked over shoulder → allows for deeper angle, rough and desperate movements
soft & intimate positions
- face to face, foreheads touching → whispering against their lips, slow and sensual movements
- straddling while kissing → soft rolls of the hips, holding each other close, hands tangled in hair
- entangled limbs → wrapping around each other, slow grinding, deep eye contact
- lazy morning sex → half-asleep, sleepy rocking, breath moans
- holding hands while thrusting → vulnerable, fingers laced together, slow and passionate
risky/public positions
- backseat of a car → cramped, fogged-up windows, hands gripping at leather seats
- bathroom stall → quiet gasps, trying not to get caught, one hand bracing against the wall
- library/study room → pushed up against the bookshelves, biting their lip to stay silent
- pool/hot tub → water adding to the sensation, gripping the edge for support
- party hookup → corner of a dark room, drunken whispers, hands sneaking under clothes
…wlw positions
classic and intimate positions
- scissoring (tribbing) → legs intertwined, grinding against each other, slick heat pressing together
- face sitting → straddling their face, thighs trembling as they’re eaten out, hands gripping their hair
- lying between their legs → one partner on top, grinding against their thigh or pressing their clit against them
- mutual masturbation → lying side by side, fingers working between each other’s legs, watching the other fall apart
- kneeling between their legs → holding their thighs open, diving in
- reverse face sitting → sitting on their face but facing away, giving a perfect view of their back arching
fingering positions
- straddling while fingering → one on top, hips rolling down while fingers pump deep
- pinned down and fingered → wrists held above their head, completely at their mercy
- facing each other, both using fingers → legs tangled, staring into each other’s eyes as they bring each other closer
…phrases/things that are HOT
- sucking breast through the thin fabric of their top/their bra
- cock so painfully stiff it twitches against their stomach
lets be very clear about the fact that they purposefully left milevens relationship ambiguous until the end to continue queerbaiting us for as long as they possibly could !
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