Maas-ive Trash

[drxgonfly]

The Trees. Infrared Photography. Poland. (by Przemyslaw Krok)

[blackthornkisses]

Me: My standards for male love interests in books are pretty high at the moment. I got to admit that.

Author: His hair was black. His eyes were blue and his smirk was really seductive.

Also me: That will do. Sir, we’re married now.

[hunterschafer]

EUPHORIA (2019)

[acotarnet]

25 Days of ACoTaR → Day 3 : Morrigan 

“A queen—a queen who bowed to no one, a queen who had faced them all down and triumphed. A queen who owned her body, her life, her destiny, and never apologized for it.”

[fuckyoutamlin]

ACOFAS SPOILERS

“I didn’t even want to know. Though I had no doubt Cassian was somehow behind it”

-Feyre

This made me laugh so hard

[bookworm-27]

Didn’t think I could even go on after that scene

[tessascourtofbooksandlittlemix]

Asterin.

Sorrel.

Vesta.

Faline.

Fallon.

Edda.

Briar.

Thea.

Kaya.

Linnea.

Ghislaine.

Imogen.

[woscomic]

Lorcan and Elide ❤️

[arz28art]

…What pain?

*Happy Valentines Day*

[sturmhond]

@dailyketterdam: ravka → the grisha trilogy

“What is infinite? The universe and the greed of men.” (x)

[theunsocialevie]

Aelin: guys, there’s a monster under my bed and its really ugly.

Lorcan, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you.

[lickystickypickyzzz]

A 14-year-old girl was suspended for snarky answers to a sex ed class quiz.

[floofybitch]

“I don’t have my vagina with me” is now my go-to.

[saintdollyparton]

THIS GIRL SLAYS!

[azrielsiphons]

Headcanons for...Will Herondale and Rhys meeting!

oh my ACTUAL gosh thank you for this gift 

my boy will is not amused that rhys is easily his top competitor for hottest dude alive 

so he starts pestering rhys with questions trying to find flaws 

“so tell me about yourself rhysie my friend-”

“don’t call me that”

“as i was saying rhyses pieces-”

“what does that even mean?”

“you’re the dark lord of night, practically voldemort-”

“i take sincere offense to that”

“what with your dark clothes and creepy eyes and stunning good looks-”

“thank you, william, i can refer you to my tailor”

“so how did you even become the good guy? doesn’t quite fit the dark lord cliche, amirite?”

“well i was always good, though i had to pretend to be the villain for the sake of my loved ones”

“ ……….. you what now”

“i was put in the unfortunate position where i had to assume a persona of being cruel and unfeeling when in reality i-”

“HUG ME BROTHER”

sorry for this trash but will and rhys would be best buds who bond over their traumatic past and self-sacrificing tendencies once they stopped competing for title of Hottest 

also you didn’t ask this but let it be known that AZRIEL AND JEM WOULD BE THE BEST OF BUDS TOO

[noahcznerys]

“Some people see a magic trick and say, ‘Impossible!’ They clap their hands, turn over their money, and forget about it ten minutes later. Other people ask how it worked. They go home, get into bed, toss and turn, wondering how it was done. It takes them a good night’s sleep to forget all about it. And then there are the ones who stay awake, running through the trick again and again, looking for that skip in perception, the crack in the illusion that will explain how their eyes got duped; they’re the kind who won’t rest until they’ve mastered that little bit of mystery for themselves. I’m that kind.”

- Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

[aelin-godkiller]

If you hate Aelin Galathynius for being a sarcastic “bitch” who uses her sharp tongue and wit to hide her endless inner turmoil and pain but love characters like Jace Herondale, Will Herondale, Aaron Warner, Ronan Lynch and basically any other Tortured But Sarcastic Bad Boy™ then I am sorry to tell you but your hypocrisy and internalized misogyny are showing. 

[aristotlewilliams]

Rowan, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Aelin, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick

[lukestarkillerisgay]

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe