THE TIGER DOJO

I NEVER RAISED YOU TO BE SUCH A COWARD

[fujinee-blog]

"I hope someday we will not separate ourselves based on the color of our skin or the choice of our religion, but instead whether we thought the dress was white and gold or blue and black."

[fujinee-blog]

"I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing and a bottle of chili sauce."

[fujinee-blog]

People are sending me requests to join their RPing forums, huh? This mun is only really a qusai-RPer. 

[fujinee-blog]

"After all, when you seek advice from someone it's certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself!"

[fujinee-blog]

"There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men..."

 "To describe how hard I'm laughing at the people that follow my Tumblr account. Just kidding I love all you guys. Except for Caster. She's useless."

[fujinee-blog]

"Taigaaaaaaaaaa"

"Ahem. I've kicked Taiga out of her dojo for awhile. Please come again in a few weeks." 

[retiredhero]

"You really think Maiya would listen to you over me?" Kufufufu…

[fujinee-blog]

"Maybe if there is cake involved."

[retiredhero]

"You can have my phone. But you won’t ever take my Ip-Ad, cause it’s something the Shirous got me. You’re free to try all you want, Fujimura-chan." 

[fujinee-blog]

"Er, well.... I'll have to sic mouldedweapon on you then! Yeah that'll work!" 

[retiredhero]

…Why did he have to hear that name? Can that man seriously stop existing? No, of course not. 

"…Huh? Flappy…Bird?" 

[fujinee-blog]

"NO! DO NOT PLAY IT! IF I FIND IT ON YOUR PHONE, I WILL HAVE TO DO DRASTIC THINGS." 

[fujinee-blog]

"If I understand American slang, the proper term for any group of any animal is "like a buttload of them."" 

[fujinee-blog]

"Pointless arguing is one of the three pillars upon which the Internet is built."

"The other two are of course cat pictures and porn."

[retiredhero]

"And Angry Birds. That game is fun." 

[fujinee-blog]

"We just need to make sure that you never discover the vileness that is Flappy Bird. I heard that it was invented by Kotomine Kirei just to troll the masses!" 

[fujinee-blog]

"Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you're not allowed to hit 'em with a shovel."

"That doesn't stop me from daydreaming about it, though." 

[fujinee-blog]

"Pointless arguing is one of the three pillars upon which the Internet is built."

"The other two are of course cat pictures and porn."

[fujinee-blog]

"I always knew Tumblr would somehow bring about the destruction of humanity. I knew it from the goddamn start."

[fujinee-blog]

"If I had a nickel for every nickel I ever had, I'd double my nickels. "

[fujinee-blog]

"The neat thing about NSA stuff is that people think they're interesting enough to listen to."

"We at the NSA think otherwise. Y'all boring."

[fujinee-blog]

"I went through 8 years of carnie college and got my PhD just to find out that most of the other carnies here just went to a 2 year school....That is unacceptable."