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Imagine the futur generation of hockey players in the GC universe.

So many of the best players in the league came out as queer, when they were still hockey-obsessed children, so a lot has changed. Which doesn't mean they don't find new (better) ways to chirp.

I'll paint you a picture:

Shane and Ilya are in their late thirties, still playing together on the centaurs, and they're playing against a younger team. At some point Shane is sitting down on the bench, his eyebrows crunched in that confused expression. Of course Ilya is immediately worried.

"What happened? Did they say something to you?"

"Number 7 asked if I needed a younger husband, and I don't understand. Is that a new joke on twitter or something?" Shane is even more confused when he sees his husband's jaw tighten and his eyes flood with rage.

No one has ever seen Rozanov this fucking mad.

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Or now, when a guy is playing really badly they just shout "You'd play better if you sucked a dick"

[fuligin3ux]

Imagine the futur generation of hockey players in the GC universe.

So many of the best players in the league came out as queer, when they were still hockey-obsessed children, so a lot has changed. Which doesn't mean they don't find new (better) ways to chirp.

I'll paint you a picture:

Shane and Ilya are in their late thirties, still playing together on the centaurs, and they're playing against a younger team. At some point Shane is sitting down on the bench, his eyebrows crunched in that confused expression. Of course Ilya is immediately worried.

"What happened? Did they say something to you?"

"Number 7 asked if I needed a younger husband, and I don't understand. Is that a new joke on twitter or something?" Shane is even more confused when he sees his husband's jaw tighten and his eyes flood with rage.

No one has ever seen Rozanov this fucking mad.

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Or now, when a guy is playing really badly they just shout "You'd play better if you sucked a dick"

[fuligin3ux]

Imagine the futur generation of hockey players in the GC universe.

So many of the best players in the league came out as queer, when they were still hockey-obsessed children, so a lot has changed. Which doesn't mean they don't find new (better) ways to chirp.

I'll paint you a picture:

Shane and Ilya are in their late thirties, still playing together on the centaurs, and they're playing against a younger team. At some point Shane is sitting down on the bench, his eyebrows crunched in that confused expression. Of course Ilya is immediately worried.

"What happened? Did they say something to you?"

"Number 7 asked if I needed a younger husband, and I don't understand. Is that a new joke on twitter or something?" Shane is even more confused when he sees his husband's jaw tighten and his eyes flood with rage.

No one has ever seen Rozanov this fucking mad.

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Reheating ep5 and its so funny that Shane's first thought, high as fuck (suffering from a CONCUSSION and a fractured collarbone), is DICK.

He's injured and he's thinking about how he didn't get to have sex with his man last night. He's a freak.

[argillaforma]

if anything ilya is the guy with a 5 step curl routine and shane has been using the same brand of shampoo that yuna bought him when he was 15

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The worst thing about writing hollanov fanfic is having to learn about the nhl, like i don't wanna hear about hockey unless it's the pwhl or about a player in love with their biggest rival.

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Computah make the yaoi doomed

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I need to make a t-shirt that says "girl dinner" with a picture of frozen Jackie

[penandinkprincess]

unreasonably amused by the idea of itty bitty shane not wanting to get off the ice after practice to the point that david gets ON the ice to get him, so itty bitty does the "my bones are gone now" resistance move kids are so good at.

but fails to consider that ice is. so slippery.

like stage your protest all you want, buddy, but you have literally never been more move-able.

[dogsdayilya]

hi (with the intention of hugging you the way shane hugged ilya in the tampa hotel room)

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I like to think there is an interview of the Centaurs where they ask who is the funniest on the team and a lot of them say Shane. It surprises the fans, all they know is the meticulate, media trained hockey-Robot-Hollander.

But really, Shane lives to chirp, mostly at his husband. He loves teasing the rookies, because it helps them see him as a teammate and less as hockey-god-Hollander, which is better for the team's dynamic. He loves bitching about the reporters and their dumbass question.

Just a thought about Shane feeling so welcomed and safe with the centaurs that he's comfortable being his authentic sarcastic little self. More than that, the cens actually took the step to UNDERSTAND HIM, to know him truly and now they get his humour. The metros never got to know him like that (and it's their loss).

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Reheating and... I might start barking he's so fucking hot

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Remember Shane's PR approved smile whenever we see him recording an ad in the show?

Now think about post coming-out Hollanov doing an ad campaign together (like Calvin Klein?? People would go crazy for it). Shane having so much fun on this shoot because of course his beloved husband is here, being silly, making him smile and laugh until his cheeks hurt, and also looking really sexy.

And when the campaign finally launch, everyone is shocked, not just by how hot they are, but by how happy Shane looks. They never saw hockey's golden boy smile like this, so big it shows his perfect teeth and his eyes are all ^^. Everyone on the internet being like.. wow they really love each other, don't they?

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Reporter : How is it like to date the best player in the league ?

Shane : I don't know, you should ask my husband.

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If Heated Rivalry happened in the omega verse I feel like Shane and Ilya would both be alphas. It'd add to the controversy of their relationship.