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Art and commentary by Kimberly Harris

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The Vintner François the winemaker was overcome by CO2 gas emanating from the fermenting grape must and fell in the vat.

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Jim Comey’s Midsummer Day’s Dream

Jim Comey got food poisoning at a church picnic and fell asleep in the park where he had a lucid dream that transported him to the land of the gnomes where Muirgheas, Lord of the Forest Gnomes, told him there was no going back and that he would have to join them #comey #gnome

On Friday, June 15, 2018 embattled former FBI Director, James Comey, tweeted a picture of himself standing in the shadow of a giant concrete gnome. The image quickly made its way into the national media with widespread speculation as to its meaning. The following is Don and Kim’s interpretation of the event.

In his lucid dream triggered by eating spoiled food at a church picnic, Jim Comey…

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Velma was late to the Gala at the planetarium because her mind was elsewhere.#Velma was late to the Gala at the planetarium because her mind was elsewhere. #astrophysicist #bouffant #bigthoughts Velma was dressed and ready to attend this year's “Stars are Out Tonight” Gala at the planetarium.

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Hitch a Ride with a Pooka, but Never a Kelpie

Hitch a ride with a Pooka, but never with a Kelpie. Choose wisely who you ride with.

Choose wisely who you ride with. You can hitch a ride with a Pooka, but don’t ever accept a ride from a Kelpie. Please be aware that if you accept a Pooka’s offer of a lift, he may not take you where you want to go. Bring a map, GPS, beverage and snacks. It may take a while to get back home. Going with a Kelpie would be a poor choice. He may dive into a lake, drown you and devour you. A signed…

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Punxsutawney Phil fancies himself as a viking from the frozen north as he condemns the nation to six more weeks of winter. Happy Groundhog Day, everybody!

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Protesters reinvent themselves as carolers to tide them through til next year’s protest season Well, the Christmas season is upon us and with it comes the snow, the chilling temperatures, the aroma of chestnuts roasting on an open fire, family gatherings, and, of course, the carolers who stroll through the neighborhoods spreading cheer with their harmonious melodies.

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Trick or Treat! These kids had the best costumes ever! #Halloween #mabsdrawlloween #strange These darling children had the best costumes ever, so extra treats were provided all around! They did seem a bit odd, however.

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Mummy's Coffee

Coffee strong enough to raise the dead #Halloween #mummy #coffee #cuppa #bat #arabica #morning

Coffee strong enough to raise the dead. Mummy really loved her morning coffee. Her favorite brand was Premium Bat Blend No.2 Arabica from Anubis Coffee and Tea Estates. She always used two scoops per cup and it was strong enough to raise the dead.    

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Nosferatu and his dog Bela were a perfect match#vampire #rescuedog #halloween #lonelyguy #pets Nosferatu was a lonely single man who felt he needed to fill a void in his life.

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Joe loved the carnival life and Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. #Halloween #skeleton #carnival #beer Most of Joe’s adult life was spent working as a carny in charge of the whirling teacups.

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Not the Smartest Pumpkin in the Patch

No one told junior about the pie. Oh, the humanity! #pumpkin #Halloween #pumpkinpie #foodie

Poor Junior. No one told him what was in the pie. Oh, the humanity!   No one told junior about the pie.   This illustration is from Day 18 of my contributions to Mabs Drawlloween Daily Art Challenge on Instagram. The prompt was titled “Dumbest Pumpkin.”

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Zombie gnomes of Zurich are accepting bank deposits of body parts, brains and viscera#zombies Post-zombie apocalypse, the “Zombie Gnomes of Zurich” will no longer accept sterling and gold for deposit. Only brains, intestines and assorted viscera will be accepted. Two zombie gnomes accepting bank deposits of body parts and viscera.

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Try one of Frank's cookies. They're to die for. #Halloween #Frankenstein #pumpkinspicecookies We always look forward to Frank’s holiday baking. His pumpkin spice cookies are to die for.

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The R’lyeh Daily Bee Print

After reading The R’lyeh Daily Bee’s editorial page, an angry Okthioggdag broadcasted his highly opinionated rants on Facebook and Twitter. Later that evening he returned and apologized profusely.

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The Fool Cryptozoology Tarot Card Mini Print

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The Hanged Man Cryptozoology Tarot Card Print

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The Star Cryptozoology Tarot Card Print