God's been trying to kill me since day 1

Brian, 28, they/him vegan

[enki2]

[important-cat-pics]

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[eternalgaylord]

#vessel alert

that's right

[starjasmines]

every day god puts me in a new universe to see if i notice.

[starjasmines]

i do notice btw. i just never say anything because im shy

[markscherz]

OKAY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE SKELETON OF A RAIN FROG? [X]

[ask-crow-aus]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY DON’T HAVE RIBS

HUH

[markscherz]

Yeah frogs don’t have ribs. It’s a quick way to identify the bullshit ‘info’post about the ‘correct way’ to hold a frog. They seem to constantly mention hurting their non-existent ribs.

[fullmetal-dachshund]

Frogs forsook ribs so that they could gain the ability to instill ribs onto other things. Their instincts are also geared toward analyzing another creature, determining whether or not to ribbit.

[owlowlowlowlowlowlowl]

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[fullmetal-dachshund]

In my last life I was eternal.

No real way to tell if that time was previous or above or behind.

I only know that it was shared with another immortal.

They were an unending energy that couldn't possibly be outside of the divine.

Our capabilities were infinite and we harbored a complementary intent.

The legacy of our universe we did invent and time was unknown to us, much less a threat.

The haze of our beginning predates even the abyss, a record of our meeting unimportantly in oblivion.

Only now through a dream has the dust of that place reached me.

A piece that's proved that some stories can persist even when drowned in the ink that created them.

A providential love hardened through a trial of all there was gives me strength to live in this meager capacity.

Easier so I do not need to feel the limits of time tear me asunder as I promise to forever remember that one I forever forgot.

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[amygdalae]

hey do u mind if I fetishize you. What why are you upset I'm doing it wokely and gayly. No you don't understand I'm objectifying you empowering style. You should be grateful someone like you is getting this attention like you shouldn't be looking a gift horse in the mouth with what you've got going on. Why are you mad

[bubbleteavangelist]

[fullmetal-dachshund]

The shimmering school understands itself

The purpose is clear and the members need not

Their life is to be shared and without effort, shared it shall be.

There isn't much to ruminate on, and the function carries out wondrously.

This is all perfectly understood from behind the glass case.

The spectator doesn't think, doesn't care, doesn't need until survival is conquered.

Maybe that's why they shine in a way that engenders the school as scared.

Stagnation will have perpetuation and effort will invite insane vanity

Trace with malevolence that what requires this cornered mind to be paired.

[depsidase]

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

[elksewer]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: tat a tg at a t a t Aa, a ! g a a.

Closest match: Facelina auriculata genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Slender Facelina

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[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes