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'sup, bitches

guess who's now 30 and genderfluid

fullmetalmaple

I will get around to updating my blog description at some point, but in the meantime:

>I still use she/her pronouns

>I still usually refer to myself with feminine terms (e.g., girl, woman, aunt)

>I have begun to play with using they/them pronouns here and there (if you think to use them for me, cool; and if not, no sweat)

>I look insanely good in a jacket and tie

&

>I SURVIVED MY FUCKING 20S!!!

'sup, bitches

guess who's now 30 and genderfluid

miggylol

Look up your hometown on Wikipedia and scroll down to the "Notable People" section (if there). The most famous person in that list:

Is unquestionably famous. A broad range of people have heard of them

Is famous, but only to people familiar with a specific topic

Isn't particularly famous, but you'd still call them notable in some field

Is extremely niche. The Wikipedia editors were really reaching

There is no "Notable People" section for my hometown

Other/nuance/bald/extract

Voting ended onJul 19, 2024

#alas and alack the best-known Wichitans are all cunts #the koch brothers? check. multiple cia directors? check.#famous serial killers? several. the alcoholic hangman who botched the executions at Nuremberg? proud wichita high grad!#er. wait. he dropped out in like ninth grade.#but at least we gave the world Pizza Hut! and coleman lanterns!

Brb gotta go back in time to the early 2000s and scream at my parents for being too frickin lazy to fill out my application for Canadian citizenship

#to any unmarried Canadians reading this: I will marry you TODAY. gender is no object (yay bisexuality!)#I speak both English and French and I fucking love hockey and figure skating #I am 420-friendly and child-friendly and cat-friendly and I swear to god I’m even housebroken #and like. c’mon. I may not be the prettiest girl in town but I guaran-damn-tee these tits are worth at least three months of citizenship

torturedpoet18

choose from these 3 random Taylor Swift songs!

happiness

I Wish You Would

Bye Bye Baby

Voting ended onJul 18, 2024

#happiness is one of my favorite songs of all time hands down #I know the melody is plain and understated but my god the lyrics fucking knock me out every time #nobody tells you what to do / when a good man hurts you #I have LIVED that lyric again and again and again #and I have cried myself to sleep more nights than I can count because a good man hurt me and I didn’t know what to do #(though ultimately like. no darling. neither one was a good man. not even a little bit deep down.)#so yeah. it’s up there with illicit affairs for me.

believesinpatterns

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

coldgoldlazarus

@official-boob-posts

official-boob-posts

official boob post

#also: it’s just. it’s a comfort thing. it feels good. like in the way that resting your chin in your hand feels good #and it’s a stim the way playing with your hair is a stim #lemme hold my tits without people making it weird goddammit

Dad: “Hey, today’s the anniversary of the Hamilton–Burr duel.”

Me: “Sweet, let’s celebrate by reading some of Burr’s notes re: his many, many, many, many sexual encounters!”

#yes I just have some of them saved in my notes app #it’s hard to pick a favorite but ‘today a bad encounter. six francs. bah!’ is a strong contender #lol

catchymemes

#seriously all of my older (like 35+) friends have told me that your 20s are just really fucking hard #and it’s so comforting to hear that from them #(just another reason to cultivate intergenerational friendships whenever you can)

jermaine-main

kleefkruid

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

triple-fisting

#always reblog #lol

karlovycross

Summer Berry Mix 🍓🫐 ♡⊹˚₊

morganbritton132

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

#this was actually my worst fear as a child (and it still is)#but for like. small things? like getting sick before a dance competition #so I didn’t have to tell everyone that I didn’t win and then explain in detail every little mistake that kept me from first place?#oh hell yeah. all the fucking time.#I still do that. and when I’m severely depressed I wish I’d just get terminally ill so I could die without killing myself #but yeah like. longterm injury or illness that permanently keeps me from reaching my potential (whatever tf that is)?#yeah. that’s my worst fear. a lot of my ocd (if that’s what it is) is focused on preventing that from happening #hence the health anxiety. hence the body-focused compulsions #super fun lol

violentrevolution-deactivated20

yeah ok

hjartasalt

Wait I need to be able to reblog this

#…holy shit you’re right

socialistexan

Mike Howell of Heritage Foundation went at gay furry hacking collective SiegedSec after data breach motivated by Project 2025.

socialistexan

Actual conversation involving an executive of Trump's Department of Homeland Security.

socialistexan

We are living in the weirdest possible future and I love it.

#whats ur opinion on vore made me laugh for like five mi utes this morning #it just fucking TOOK ME OUT. this is art I tell you.#anyway I would call mike howell a motherfucking cunt but that’s an insult to vaginas

werewolfmilfsinc

Why does weed always make me feel pregnant

werewolfmilfsinc

Damnit I need a new weed guy

mallowmaenad

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “third trimester” 🤰you’ll be glowing with maternal warmth💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just felt the baby kicking

My transgender life partner pacing: the fertility clinic is lying to us

#tfw you buy the like… idk. goop™️ weed.#god forbid lol

thyrell

i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

#if this isn’t me I don’t know what is lol

formeganpage

I’m obsessed with this man

#oh my god #I’m in love #lol

steelsamuraiii

I played the final episode of dual destines today with my younger brother and I had forgotten all about this scene at the end ☹️

It actually took everything in me to not start tearing up.

#I love them 🥹#ace attorney

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