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[abcderiza]

No.1 パラッパラッパー

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[jooliart]

Happy Corpril

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[boppeepudding]

if ocean sunfish lifted off like a rocket into space i wouldnt be surpised

[thegaymertrainer]

🐱 🐦

[marcymaccamish]

Autism: If something changes, I will cry.

ADHD: If nothing changes, I will cry.

ADHD/Autism comorbity: I will cry.

[c3rvida3]

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

[mothocean]

[asphodelimago]

So there's a medication called hyaluronidase. It's used to make other medications absorb better, because it makes the cell wall more permeable.

One common usage is to make local anesthetic more effective during surgery, for instance. It's used in a number of injected medications.

Bee stings contain an enzyme very similar to this medication, so sometimes, people with bee allergies have an allergic reaction to hyaluronidase.

This is called cross-reactivity, where your body mistakes something for the thing it's actually allergic to, and has an allergic reaction anyway. For instance, sometimes people with latex allergies also are allergic to bananas and other fruits. They don't actually contain latex, but there are some similar proteins.

Apparently, hyraluronidase used in humans is derived from one of four sources: sheep testicles, cow testicles, cow testicles again, and GMO hamster ovaries.

tl;dr: They won't inject you with bees, but they might inject you with purified cow testicle juice, and your body might say 'eh, cow balls are BASICALLY bees' and try to kill you anyway.

[bearbellyblog]

The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.

[imsmallfry]

ALAN WAKE!! I love confused sad writer man.

[bugsnax]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD look at this tiramisu i just ate with my mom

[bugsnax]

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS TIRAMISU. CRYING

[bugsnax]

YOU. i like you.

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[curestardust]

Reverse: 1999 Cast Posters

[olderthannetfic]

tone indicators, but they mean exactly what you expect or what's ruder. Hj=handjob. Pos=piece of shit. A=ass. Cb=cock and balls. F=fuck. M=masochist. S=Sadist. Q=queeeeeeer. Btw, there are too many tone indicators, and some of them are just complete bullshit. "NPA" is "Not passive aggressive" I'd honestly take that as passive aggressive because of reverse psychology. NAV is "not a vent" what does that mean? and Neg/NG is negative connotation.

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[the-tree-line]

tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

[the-tree-line]

hey guys ✌️ just checking in. "the squirter meme" didnt bring it up either

[the-tree-line]

(exhausted and covered in blood) i found it

[5weekdays]

i love this drawing of senshi i think of it whenever i'm in a new place and have to immediately sit down

[lone1nmycastl3]

[milsae]

(GL) a human who has had many relationships with girls (but wants a long, stable relationship) and a sorcerer who is new to everything