[laserwalnut]

You’re beautiful to me, ferrothorn

[laserwalnut]

You’re beautiful to me, ferrothorn

[laserwalnut]

You’re beautiful to me, ferrothorn

[xrd]

possibly my favourite tiktok ive ever seen

[creepymutelilbugger]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[straightboyfriend]

it feels gurd when itouch my ouiner

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[goodlouse]

[dawsonscreekwasalwaysbad]

i love you surf i love you flamethrower i love you thunderbolt i love you ice beam i love you moonblast i love you psychic i love you earthquake i love you shadow ball i love you sludge bomb i love you dark pulse i love you leaf blade i love you drill peck i love you iron head i love you body slam i love you x-scissor i love you dragon claw i love you moves with 95ish base power 100% accuracy and zero recoil damage

[demilypyro]

reblog noelle antonymph

[phantom-forces-pkmn]

Follow me for more Zweilous feeding tips

[wild-yellow-yonder]

[kushblazer666]

[hiveswap]

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[porunareff]

Latest prize item by Taito - a Sheer Heart Attack with incorporated motion detector which will roll up to its targets 😨

[yukimura-4]

But what if they met earlier

Legends say her shout still echoes through the school halls