funk it out

julia, canada, † excreting happiness

[barrelcactus-deactivated2014021]

I woke up at 7am this morning, took these photos and went back to sleep.

[erin-omalley]

[those]

kind of want to be healthy and eat lots of fruits and vegetables and go running everyday but at the same time i want to drink so much i throw up all my vital organs

[growley]

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

[omega69nyc]

[yourheartisbeating]

[vesley-deactivated20151028]

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

[ayepeeezyyy-blog-blog]

[moldable]

[fencehopping]

Chameleon hatching

[dekutree]

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

[justcarl]

The Chicago River tonight.

[nudityandnerdery]

Okay, I know that’s floating ice and I couldn’t walk across that. But I wanna try to walk across that.

[funkitout]

im bout to cunt punt a hoe so hard she'll be born again

[davidkarpvevoo]

[beysus-knowles]

look, a transparent picture of beyonce and her grammys so she can walk her grammys on your blog

[mothabeyonce]

beyonce strutting through walmart during keri hilson’s shift

[97bonnieandclyde]

Eminem eating M&M with others Eminems

[whoopigoldbergerking]

this is it. this is the photo that completes my life.

[thetrumanshow]

We’re gonna have a problem here

[stunningpicture]

This dog just came into the animal hospital I work at because he ate a dozen pot brownies…

[lynllow]

[exileinoblivion]

these pictures are probably something like 20 years apart and i swear he only grew facial hair and got a haircut

[dogpuppy]

I joined a jewelry class just to do this

[dogpuppy]

I almost got fined because I was ‘wasting school resources’