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Jez | 27 | she/her This blog is a mess so there's that!

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[catgf]

Hey bro I saw a picture of a beautiful fresh water fish today and I thought of you …

[omtai]

goodnight sweetiepees. Fat-tailed Dunnart to keep you company

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[papayajuan2019]

i plan on becoming a child prodigy at 44

[woodsywarbler]

you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[beiph]

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

[darkmoonhyena]

Inspecting my grean

[darkmoonhyena]

Yep that's grean!

[ouppygirlpaws]

#my grean

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

[mmiyasha]

looking at the stars together⭐️

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[ninjasmudge]

who the fuck is michael

[cutecipher]

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

[micahdotgov]

slimy to the moon

[zzzenmui]

Sorry, mother phantom, i forgot about the mission. The jester was too entertaining.