Engage!

Charting a course through life, showing my loves, likes and angry, angry rants.

[theropegeek-deactivated20170722]

[hornycouple94uk]

This right here 👏👏👏

[lustfullittleangel]

Shout out

To all the sex workers who aren’t getting the sales they deserve. To the ones who feel like shit and don’t even want to eat breakfast but still put on make up and take cute sexy “good morning selfies”. To those trying so hard to push out content but just feel to flat to do it because there is little motivation. To those dealing with self esteem issues because other “prettier” Sw’s are getting sales (you are beautiful!). To those dealing with issues because all the followers they get are empty blogs or porn blogs. To those who question what they are doing wrong because no one sends them asks or messages anymore like they use to. To the ones who deal with anon hate for no reason other then existing on the internet.  And lastly, Shout out to the men who took the time to actually read this and get a small insight to just a few struggles SW’s deal with daily, and to the men who actually reblog more then just T&A. 

[boredpanda]

Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

[prussian-birb-lord-deactivated2]

My new atheistic is crossdressing-heavy metal-weeb-wrestlers from Australia.

[fatale-distraction]

Ladybeard is everything

[lynneskysong]

Lady Beard’s posing game is strong.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Y’all missing that he’s now in a new idol duo called Deadlift Lolita, and his partner is this absolute babe:

Reika Saiki is a bodybuilding model and professional wrestler as well.

Together they ate just ✋😙👌❤️

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

yall

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

I don’t know what’s happening here but it makes me happy.

[bexyfights]

there are no words… should have sent a muscular poet…

[funkyleetdood]

Omg, this is fucking amazing!

[fitnessua]

Fitness Babe: Thin toned.

[funkyleetdood]

Sorry but there is no tone there at all, well ok from a physiological point of view there is tone as she is standing. But there is no toned muscle bulk there from exercise, just skinny. However if I am wrong then I apologise. Ofc it should be said there is nothing wrong with her as she is, she can be however she wants and she does look great.

[proteinpancakes]

[funkyleetdood]

This is one of the coolest things I have seen in ages 🤘

[fitnesstipsonly]

[funkyleetdood]

With the greatest respect, personally I have to disagree with this. I eat healthily, do strength and cardio training but I don't look at junk food with abhorrence. I still really don't like salad without meat protein and dressing. Give me a bacon chilli double cheese burger, large fries, bbq sauce and onion rings any day of the week!

God damn it! Now I have made myself really hungry :/

[funkyleetdood]

Hey it would be rude not too dude :) go pride in whatever sexual orientation or sex you want to be :D

[bladetheroosterteethfanguy]

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

[ramavatarama]

NOOOOOOOO

[oh-godno]

I DONT GET IT????

[funkyleetdood]

Oh that is great, made me properly lol :)

[2quads1snatchh]

my mom just now was like “watch what you put on Facebook I just heard potential employers scope out all your social media. but I know you wouldn’t post anything scandalous”

me: *nervous laugh*

[funkyleetdood]

This is so incredibly true, it ain't even funny. Cos of the degree I am doing, we get into serious trouble if we post stuff online that is classed as dodgy. 1st year we got chewed out something chronic by our lecturers for posting "inappropriate" stuff.

That's why my tumblr is anonymous. No identifying info will ever be posted here. I don't need an employer checking out my online content when I go for a job and saying "fuck off dude, you posted a boob once!" And trust me, for the job I do they will and do check.

Sucks that that is now the world we live in.

[redwhiteasrthvdryhndjacked]

England is always over rated.

Wayne Rooney is always terrible in the World Cup.

See ya in 2018, 3 Lions.

[funkyleetdood]

I wish this wasn't true but unfortunately none of those over paid wusses ever seems to play well when representing their county. It should be a privilege and an honour which they seem to treat as a fag and a chore. You don't see that in rugby players.

Take some god damn pride you pillocks and play like you give a damn about representing your country.

[wewewe-soexcited]

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

[clangnbang]

MY FEEEEEEELS

[funkyleetdood]

This was me and my 1st dog, we did pretty much everything together.

[quads-for-the-gods]

I'd rather die earlier eating meat than to live longer being vegan.

[funkyleetdood]

Fucking amen to that.

[funkyleetdood]

I love my wife but I can safely say that was the worst burger I have ever had. Ever. Lentils do not belong in meat burgers and I love lentils! It just tasted like some fucking vegi bean burger crap! If you like that sort of thing then great, but I don't like burgers that have the texture of powder and taste like sawdust. And yes I have tried both powder and sawdust so I am making an appropriate comparison. I really need an infusion of proper burgers now and we don't have any. Fuck it what a pisser!

[gxldwaite-deactivated20160319]

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

[gxldwaite-deactivated20160319]

Because he only comes once a year

[larry-lovatic]

nO

[dumbfricker-deactivated20141125]

OH MY GOD

[funkyleetdood]

Hehehehe :)

[chrishallbeck]

[funkyleetdood]

This straight up so true. I generally live from moment to moment thinking about my next meal or snack.

Damn you food and all your tasty gloriousness!

[sirheisenberg]

[funkyleetdood]

I used to like my steak well done, but then I got a clue.

[blondesquats-deactivated2020060]

morning ritual: morning coffee and poo

[funkyleetdood]

That's a good ritual to have, that's why it is mine too and has been for many years.

There is nothing more cathartic than a good poo 1st thing followed by a good cup of coffee. It makes the day flow so much better.

Any day that doesn't start like this, is not a day that starts well for me.