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happy international women’s day to the women of the galaxy who carried the entire rebellion while the men argued about odds

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happy life day! may your robes be cozy, your wookiee hugs be gentle, and your holiday drama be less chaotic than chewie’s extended family gatherings

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loth cats are like if a kitten, a gremlin, and a loaf of bread had a baby and it purred when you looked at it,, i would die for them

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han solo really said “never tell me the odds” and then proceeded to beat them every single time like a stubborn space raccoon with a blaster

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matthea cathley flexing her lightsaber skills and her pride this month,, because being a jedi and being you both require mastering your own kind of force

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shoutout to din djarin for adopting a tiny green chaos gremlin and becoming the galaxy’s most tired single dad

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satine really said 'i'm a pacifist' and then fell in love with the most violently confused man in the galaxy,, queen behavior

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happy pride month to c-3po and r2-d2, the galaxys most iconic bickering married couple who’ve seen every drama, survived every war, and still won’t admit they’re co-dependent

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not sure what the jedi code says about falling for your favorite shady heretic during pride month but vildar mac is too busy making heart eyes at tey to care

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finn and poe invented space boyfriends,, the jacket was just the promise ring

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zeen and lula are the blueprint,, jedi? not jedi? besties? girlfriends? emotionally bonded force-wielders with matching trauma? yes

happy pride

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order 66 really proved that 'having the high ground' means nothing if your wi-fi password is ‘executeit66’

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the rebellion really said, 'we have like 6 ships, a couple droids with trauma, and some hope,, let's fight the most powerful empire in the galaxy,' and honestly? iconic

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ezra bridger really went from space aladdin to 'i talk to whales and fight time-travel owls' character development: 100

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revenge of the sith is 20 years old today,, that’s two decades of anakin still not having the high ground

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luthen really gave a ted talk about sacrificing everything for the rebellion while casually selling black market jedi antiques,, mans the galaxys most intense motivational speaker/etsy seller

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obi wan really said ‘i have the high ground’ like it was a legally binding jedi rule,, man turned a hill into a death sentence