You wanna fight?

[maneljavier]

Me waiting for my joke to land:

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

scar can like…. get it

[hayraan-deactivated20190920]

You know he really is the full package…. giant hunk…. solid morals….. great character development…… cares about may…… giant symbolic ‘fuck you’ to the west…….. he really is The Man

arakawa had to make up for all those incels like mustang and kimblee and just create a 100% fully loaded chad… thank you queen

[striders]

not to add an annoying ass comment but i really thought this post was abt scar from the lion king and i was like

[mapsontheweb]

Brazil compared to Pluto.

[carnival-phantasm]

thank you for come to brazil

[reasonsmysoniscrying]

‪**Walking some place that we’ve never been**‬

‪8yo: “I’ve seen this before.”‬

‪Me:‬

‪8yo: “You know how sometimes you go to sleep and you see things in your dreams and then later on you see them for real? Like that.”‬

‪Me, quietly terrified: “Umm oh yeah! That’s called ‘Deja Vu’! Great!”‬

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I have this too, and like a bunch of the other people who say they have this in the notes have described: it’s like...less prophetic full fledged dreams and more like a 2second snapshot of you doing an activity with no context. Like cutting paper then looking up or opening your purse with specific scenery in the background. Then you wake up and you’re like “what was that pointless dream scene.” Then later (sometimes weeks or months later), when you’re doing The Thing you’re like “oh”

[sattickate]

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

[doublepunishedjuulpod]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[patchwork-fox]

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

[memewhore]

[thefuzzydave]

I have no idea what to do with this information

[bittersweet-tremolo]

[ghostclvb]

the delivery of this joke makes it 50 times better like you have to actually hear it it will kill you

[furstuckify]

Oh wow, haven't touched tumblr in years it feels like, wonder if any mutuals are still here...

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[ekomancer]

“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”

[slytherinmind]

sorry I’m shitblogging but holy moly

[viralfrog]

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

[pictures-by-an-amature]

[destinymc]

BRO

[buttbuttins-creed-deactivated20]

now you guys can finally take dick pics

[kaddie]

UHHHHH

[ryuji-goda-deactivated20190925]

[tokifuji-art]

BOI…

[up1701steps-wayward]

When you’re not in the fandom but hear a gay ship went canon

[fatfrogsblog]

[coolxatu]

chicken nugget

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

sundae