[lesbx]

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[aximili]

op i wish only the most wonderful things in your life.

[transgirlcelestialudenberg]

The right mad lad actually did it, what a hero.

Josh Thompson hired clown – who reportedly mimed crying as the paperwork was handed over – as emotional support aide

[wetslug]

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

[wetslug]

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

[skyrlm]

that bald kid from avatar

[antivancrowsmoved]

bong?

[skyrlm]

water

[gayvian]

no he was an air blender

[blackfairypresident]

you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?

if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.

[requiemforadeathmask]

Except it isn’t always that simple.

[forest-of-grace]

Except it literally is. I deal with verbal and emotional abuse daily at my job. I get disrespected daily. I’ve had customers throw things at me. Not one of those situations have I ever felt the need to pull a gun on them and shoot them. In fact, I am expected to tolerate that kind of abuse with a smile and often times those people get rewarded for their behavior.

If a cop can’t deal with being disrespected without murdering people then they don’t need to be a fucking cop.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

paramedics & emergency room medical staff deal with people pulling the most disrespectful, violent, deranged shit and still continue to provide care. they shouldn’t have to put up with that but they fucking do, and they don’t fucking shoot people for being rude to them.

[mynuet]

Add teachers to the list of professions that deal with some wild behavior and still manage not to kill people.

[sonypraystation]

she’s not into you shes just social

[1095870145-deactivated20200409]

me when i see my cat rub against someone i don’t like

[silverhawk]

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

[quaadude]

Just checking in on ya

[cutereptiles]

What a good friend. :]

[ephemeral-arteryyy]

I think what I love so much about the McElroy brothers is that they have the most incredible command over the English language and use that skill to say the dumbest fucking things

[radioh]

[spectralelf]

Consider this: septum piercing???

[ungarmax]

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

[books-in-order]

[unicornempire]

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

[rubyfruitnb]

if I had to use my superhuman music skills to lead my gf out of the underworld, I wouldn't glance back against Hades' orders and cause her to remain trapped

[rubyfruitnb]

rip to Orpheus but im different

[travalicious]

[aileruaa]

@culebrasqueen

[spazerbeam]

Things would be different if blastoise was my dad

[fatdemoman-deactivated20160922]

name one thing

[spazerbeam]

Blastoise would be my dad

[department-of-rehabilitation-de]

[bettedavisgf]

booty shorts with “i love you most ardently” on the ass