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[beardedmrbean]

in this essay I will

[svdcvnt]

Everything I’ve Ever Let Go Of Has Claw Marks On It

[gloriesunsung]

To save someone else going through eleventy billion reverse image searches - the sculptor is David Altmejd.

Thought 2, 2019

[membraneshock]

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

[effemimaniac]

we are in the midst of a true Real One

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

why do they let the worlds most boring people direct movies

[diamantcowboy]

They explain this in the tinkerbell movies. The light comes from the pixie dust covering every faries wings. This guy hasn’t even seen the tinkerbell movies

[gayvampyr]

[beardedmrbean]

[sinfulpepsi]

“Chat it’s NOT lupus”

[roaldamundsen]

more pyaari everyone say hi to pyaari (not my video credit to @withpyarri)

[dogpuppy]

[tisorridalamor]

[teaboot]

I just saw a man walking around the mall holding a baby over his head making noises like the baby was a massive kaiju flattening a heavily-populated metropolis

[teaboot]

This doesn’t quite capture the zeitgeist but he appears to just be doing laps for kaiju baby

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[hellish-undeath]

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

[chloecat]

don’t forget to swallow your pebbles today girls

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

i want to share this picture my mom took when she was young with you all. because its fucking awesome

on the back "super puppy 1985" is written

[recklessmoss]

super puppy 1985!

[ether--net]

[spoonf-ed-deactivated20251218]

[ID: a picture of a black and white horse touching noses against a foggy background. /ID end]

[unexpectedphilosophy]

New political party 🎉

[vixscribs]

felt compelled to capture this moment from yesterday

I turn 19 today

[teaboot]

I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

[teaboot]

^guy who didn’t know I could do that

[roostingwindow]

Hi I hope you like Ollie. He took me several days

[teaboot]

HOLY SHIT MY BOY

[dragongirlbunny]

i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation

[respectissexy]

The best answer to this that I've seen is "You are free to do whatever you like. You must only live with the consequences."

"If it sucks, hit da bricks" is for when you realize that you actually definitely can live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

"Sometimes being an adult means doing things that you don't wanna" is for when you've thought it over and it turns out you would strongly prefer NOT to live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.

[wyachasa]

[beardedmrbean]