Skyrim Shenenigans

I post screenshots and other funny Skyrim related shit.

[letsgetonwithit]

when you spend 10 minutes scaling a mountain in skyrim to reach your objective only to realize the path was next to you the whole time

[pkpaulshow]

[cannabisexual]

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

[blushbuntings]

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

[rough-patch]

the elder scrolls said the Alduin would return at the same time as the Dragonborn, which could have been at any time. what if he came back in like modern day Tamriel???

[boethiah]

skyrim high school au

[rough-patch]

skyrim gakuen au where the Dragonborn is running to school with a piece of toast sticking out of their mouth “i hope senpai notices me today!!”

[ja-khajay]

[Paarthurnax voice] Alduin-san….

[boethiah]

[miraak looking angrily at the floor, blushing] i-it’s not like i LIKE you or anything, just because we’re both dragonborn….

[ja-khajay]

Dagon as tsundaedra

[rough-patch]

Khajiits that go “nyaaaaa!! :3”

[saviik-do-keizaal-deactivated20]

Me, inside the Sky Haven Temple: So, what do you need me to do again?

Delphine: Kill Paarthurnax.

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to get home, right now, immediately.

[mamawinterwolf-deactivated20160]

[secrua]

the best thing about the whole eating a ton of food to regain health thing in skyrim is you could be fighting alduin and regain health by drinking a shit ton of mead. kick alduin’s ass while drunk off your own ass.

[aquaberry-sweater]

[tamamoland]

the bleak falls barrow panty raid was a success

[endivinity]

TUNNEL DOV RULE Alduin is my favourite meme . i hate drawing him but at the same time i cant stop drawing him

[del-sin]

if he’s a tunnel snake, is he butch and if he’s butch is he afraid of radroaches? does he beg you to save his mum? do you save his mum? does alDUIN GIVE YOU HIS TUNNEL DOV JACKET WHEN YOU SAVE HIS MUM?

[del-sin]

also wait alduin doesnt have a mom he has a ‘dad’ who is ‘time’ so if by stopping to save Akatosh do you… you’re actually saving time but hold on

[del-sin]

and and and Alduin’s GOAT result is haridresser. ALSO ALDUIN AT YOUR TENTH BIRTHDAY PARTY? No alduin fuck off you can’t have my sweet roll.

[endivinity]

“ODAHVIING WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO #5?” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAIRDRESSER. WHAT IS HAIR”

[princessgorgon-deactivated20160]

little bethesda things: youre carrying too much so you eat 10 heads of lettuce, 12 potatoes, 3 chunks of venison, around 30 flowers, several piles of salt, and a handful of bees

[punlich]

A healthy breakfast in skyrim

[fyhoco]

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim - Lady Dovahkiin

Cosplay by Calypsen Cosplay

Photography by Dobrochna Nowacka

[snorkle-blog]

10,000 cheeses rolling down a hill in Skyrim, among other objects

[actualelderscrollsconfessio-blog]

twinkle twinkle little star, ulfric needs to calm down

[circusheart]

[fus-roh-meh]

Breezehome will hold everything in Whiterun

[fus-roh-meh]

A quick guide to Skyrim's cities

Whiterun: Nice, friendly city. Pretty laid back, except the Talos dude.

Falkreath: There is nothing here except for their cemetery. Why are they so proud of their cemetery.

Markath: Do not go here. You wake up here after a round of drinking and see a woman being stabbed in the street. Even the beds are made of stone.

Morthal: In the middle of no where, unless you love marshes avoid.

Solitude: Nice views, but I question the sanity of the person who thought that building a large city on top of a rock arch was a good idea.

Dawnstar: Does anything ever happen here.

Winterhold: Everything fell into the sea except some mages. Everyone here hates the mages.

Windhelm: Poverty, racism, murder, no one tries to stop the orphan trying to contact the Dark Brotherhood.

Riften: It may look pretty but it is messed up. You will spend a lot of time in the sewers.