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bart knows what it takes to survive

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

pon-raul

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

nutsacktorturer

stay the fuck away from me

hardboiledoldman

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

ua86

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

blackshuckofficial-deactivated2

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

pronounrespecter

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

fall-and-shadows

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

tyst-kampar

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

eelpatrickharris-deactivated202

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

yellowjuice-deactivated20190512

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

mango-thot-deactivated20190520

I want to spray this post with Lysol

lilnasxvevo

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

misakizone

Wash your hands you filthy animal

macndoofus-deactivated20210312

I know someone who I’ve only ever seen wash their hands ONCE after using the restroom and holy gee

wearingraincoats

sunship1965

hotboyproblems

the most awkward thing is shutting your friends car door like do i shut it hard or do i shut it soft????? i dont want them to think im weak if i shut it hard but i dont want them to yell at me if its hard!!!!