The Future According to Tumblr

A collection and timeline of tumblr's predictions of the future

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[jungl-leavs]

one more year until people stop dying

[fuckboyzuko]

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

[impossibletruths]

don't worry mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. so, in 6-8 business weeks, I'm going to be doing big numbers! such as, 1. while you will continue to have a 0 note post. Because this website is managed by idiots.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Hi, popping out of hiatus for a moment - This was much of the fun of running a somewhat "bigger" blog.

You could come across a smallish post while browsing a blog, think "acually, that's pretty fun", and bring it out to all those following me.

The other part was it felt like we were all in it together. Yeah it is fun getting notes, but they weren't just my notes, they were our notes.

Without specific amounts of notes attributed to each part of a reblog chain, it was like we were all equal contributors.

Also, the gimmick of this blog literally does not work if I don't have other reblogs to riff on. I don't want to be a clout stealing, annoying big blog taking stuff from others. I am here to pwith everyone else.

[ominous-signs]

Gimmick blogs thrive on people and with the connection broken, it makes it less fun. From running my main tagline gimmick, to running something like my drawing event ominous signtober, this update makes it hard for me to give notes back where it’s due

(At least with my own blogs) like I already stated, I’m just a stupid gimmick blog sharing out cool stuff. Don’t give me separate credit like that please. Give it to OP and let everyone enjoy.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[grimoiremanifest]

2026 was 8 years ago. christ

[grimoiremanifest]

Wait. Fuck. Wrong year. Don't

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[trixic-frankenman-deactivated20]

[000l]

[xenoyuri-deactivated20161122]

the year is 2025. virtually every single half-decent tumblr url has been taken. a shadowy culture of buying, selling, thievery and murder emerges soon afterwards. in a private bidding auction ‘dirk-strider-sucks-dick’ sells for $15,200

[dirk-strider-sucks-dick]

You have no idea how much dick one has to suck to get $15,200

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[transshinonomes]

i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

[transshinonomes]

he will be found with his Little Beast out muttering to himself about dropping trains into holes and ten years later a man with sunken eyes and a dead expression who looks suspiciously like former World Influencer Mr beast will enter a bar in nowheresville, pennsylvania, and order a rye and coke. and a former gen alpha brain rot kid will look at him and go. “are you mr beast.” and the man will grimace a little. but he’ll go “no”. and he downs his drink in one go and spends the next 4 hours staring into the wood on the counter

[transshinonomes]

everyone tried to curse of 10k notes this. unsuccessfully. sad!

[captainjonnitkessler]

I'm disappointed that Elon Musk left the Trump administration so quietly. I thought we were at least going to get some really entertaining tantrums out of that partnership

[abysmallylost23]

well

[captainjonnitkessler]

I have some great news for the me from one hour ago

[fairy-anon-godmother]

Anything else you'd like to speak into existence at this time?

[captainjonnitkessler]

Now that you mention it I'd also like to register my disappointment that Trump's shriveled little heart hasn't given out on him yet

[000l]

[teaboot]

I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind they took the fucking Annabelle doll out of the case

She’s gonna kill the president

[lightshadowverisimilitude]

[cemeteryseven]

when 2015 comes back i’ll be ready

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[romanceyourdemons]

you can’t kill yourself, the music is about to switch from 4/4 to 6/8. the clarinets are just about to come in bro you can’t miss that