Too Blessed To Be Stressed

Maggie| Forget about being a cat lady, I'm going to have a million books.| icon by arieryn

[nomorefrown]

[muvana]

via Giphy

[nearestazurestar]

That moment when you don’t have the exact type of food for one particular spirit, and they picky af.

[terrania]

here’s a story-based platformer venn diagram

this is used in an even grander venn diagram, which is located here: https://hoiye33.tumblr.com/post/684602986379542528/heres-a-huge-venn-diagram-post-with-all-my

[sleepyheadsparadise]

[eithniel]

“You are the one you’ve been waiting for All of your life “

[disneyfeverdaily]

What do you want? ‘Cause you’ve been keeping me awake. Are you here to distract me so I make a big mistake? Or are you someone out there who’s a little bit like me? Who knows deep down I’m not where I’m meant to be? Everyday’s a little harder as I feel my power grow… Don’t you know there’s part of me that longs to go… INTO THE UNKNOWN!

[allypalpatine]

This is my contribution.

[knightfisherr]

I am found!

[thegeekywaffle]

#Frozen: Didn’t give Broadway star Jonathan Groff a full song.

#Frozen2: Gives him a duet with himself.

[kyloren]

How are you this evening, my dear? Very well. Only I wish you would not call me ‘my dear.’ Why? Because it’s what my father calls my mother when he’s cross about something. What endearments am I allowed? Well, let me think… ‘Lizzie’ for everyday, ‘My Pearl’ for Sundays, and… ‘Goddess Divine,’ but only on very special occasions. And… what should I call you when I am cross — ‘Mrs Darcy’? No! No. You may only call me ‘Mrs Darcy’ when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy. Then how are you this evening… Mrs Darcy?             Mrs Darcy… Mrs Darcy… Mrs Darcy… Mrs Darcy… Mrs Darcy.

PRIDE & PREJUDICE 2005 | dir. Joe Wright

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[loquaciousliterature]

Nobody bad-mouths Hagrid on Hermione’s watch! ᕙ( •̀ʖ•́ )୨

(Thank you to lizmaryr and zexionlikesmuffins for suggesting this glorious scene from the Prisoner of Azkaban!)

More HP goodness on my Patreon!

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[totaljenisland]

“oh i get it ! workers of the world should like, unite you know ? we totalllyyy have nothing to lose but our chains !!”

[totaljenisland]

why’d this post blow up. it’s lindsay total drama reading marx and engels

[notherenottherenotanymore]

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

[tlredgravity-deactivated2017081]

why was this calculated

[folkremedies]

harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:  

“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”

 “BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)” 

“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”

[folkremedies]

would like to add to this post and say that harry is uploading these videos to standard muggle youtube. people see this kind of scruffy, obviously Fucked Up kid rambling nonsense into his deskptop camera and just think he is really really good at shitposting

[folkremedies]

Harry, *filming himself with one hand, throwing raw meat at a seemingly empty space with the other*: “So anyways, you guys probably can’t see him through the camera lens but this weird fuck belongs to my best friend Luna who can’t actually take care of him right now because she’s out riding drag- er, um she’s on vacation in Romania so I have to do it. Um, the only reason I can see him is because I watched my close friend get murdered by an evil wizard when I was fourteen which, by the way, was around the same time I started to think I might be gay. Anyone else?”

Teens on tumblr who have no idea he’s being completely serious: “This is the only man alive who truly Gets me.”

[professorsparklepants]

Hermione finds out about his channel because someone she went to primary school with posts it to Facebook and then she marathons his entire channel overnight to make sure he’s not going to get arrested for breaking the statute of secrecy

[ayalaatreides]

Hot Take: they can’t arrest him for jackshit because Hermione shows them Muggle memes and demonstrates that the Youtube audience legitimately has no reason to believe he’s anything but an elaborate shitposter.

[elliepomegranate]

Slughorn:let me tell you the story of the kid who survived and killed the dark lord who was in this exact class where i teach him the most important part of potions

Muggleborn:cool cool

Slughorn:Harry Potter

Muggleborn: THE FREAKIN YOUTUBER