Malevolent Munches

My interests are ever changing. Follow at your own risk.

[ugutdsyxsyjdyc-deactivated20120]

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(Listen!)

[sweet-bitsy]

OH WOOOWWW

[typette-deactivated20150825]

I love all of these remixes, this is beautiful

[emmyc]

Best movie, sweet remix *__*

[draegonhearted-deactivated20210]

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

get out

fuck you

shut the fuck up

oh my god why

you need to stop

you’re not funny

that was terrible

[sutexii]

pooh-bear and piglet ❤

[yourgothboyfriend]

holy shit

[victroladoll]

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!

[underrated-lovestory-deactivate]

[sacredgayometry]

i laughed out loud and everyone in the library is staring

[bastille]

Age: 17

Occupation: Dancing Queen

[malevolentmunches]

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

i promise u will not regret these 11 seconds

[kostyantyn-deactivated20140704]

i have no regrets

[limondoritos-deactivated2021030]

neither did ron

[joshfrancesgay]

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

[skeboo]

A self portrait.

[sixpenceee]

This creepy iPhone case forces you to interact with Siri. This case covers the smartphone’s screen, revealing only the home button. That way, Siri leaves you no choice but to interact with her. It’s on sale for $90. (Source) 

[cornchipz-revival]

1. Why

[greelin]

comedy gold

[greelin]

it just keeps getting better

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Owl you can fly

[urie]

panic! + music video titles

[skinks]

remember 2001-2004 though???!? remember windows xp and kerrang and neopets and shrek being a big deal and beyblades and ps2 skating/snowboarding games and “i believe in a thing called love” and flash video sites and avril lavigne and wearing chains on jeans and t.A.T.u. and seeing LOTR and PotC in cinemas and how every boy looked like reese from malcolm in the middle

[senjohmoved-blog]

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[andpierres]

i’m bringing this back in case anyone is having a bad day

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[ugly]

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt