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did i really change my ENTIRE blog layout for one (1) funky lil mango squid?? hell yes i did

for any of my mutuals yes i was @/katsucastle and yes im still me dw the sploon just got to me </3

#i just ... i just love her so much okay #splat #nithewrites #thats my new personal tag now i guess #splatoon #splatoon frye

theartistrans

snommelp

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

themightytej

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

Reblog to save a life

suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

dovewithscales

Also, you can always go to court and contest a ticket, and a lot of times you’ll win. Or if the cop thinks you’ll win they won’t even show up and you’ll win by default.

They like to target out of state plates because anyone who would be majorly inconvenienced by a court date two months away is a lot more likely to just pay it.

redhairandpronouns

"decenter trans men" from What Fucking Center

zajef37

trans men centre probably

questionable-ftm-passing-advice

if you're asked why you look young tell them youre a shonen anime protagonist. like luffy or ash ketchum

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kairithemang0-fm

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

fraidythecat

Drinking Fountain, mixed media zine, 2025

i-suggest-transing-your-gender

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

lgbtqiatext

checkyourasianbias

It's so cool that we directly get Pride Month right after AAPI Month HAPPY PRIDE MONTH WITH A SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO QUEER ASIANS <3

You are worthy of unconditional love and support. Even if you're not out yet or not currently in a safe space to be out. Even if you are unlabeled or haven't found a label you feel applies to you. You matter. Happy pride month to us all!

Happy pride to all of the gay Asian folks <3

Happy pride to all of the lesbian Asian folks <3

Happy pride to all of the bisexual Asian folks <3

Happy pride to all of the pansexual Asian folks <3

Happy pride to all of the aromantic Asian folks <3

Happy pride to all of the asexual Asian folks <3

Happy pride to all of the intersex Asian folks <3

Happy pride to all of the nonbinary Asian folks <3

Happy pride to all of the trans Asian women <3

Happy pride to all of the trans Asian men <3

Happy pride to all of the omnisexual Asian folks <3

Happy pride to all queer Asian folks (who may not have been directly listed here but matter JUST as much) <3

peachfromcmbyn

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

peachfromcmbyn

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.