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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

vulva-lacking-losers

-and that’s it

futuristicallywiseshark

😂😂😭

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Even better, the comments to this Twitter post were an absolute FIRESTORM of mostly dudes explaining to her that dials can’t only have 2 positions (not true) and that it wasn’t a very good piece (not true) that she was being disrespectful to her teacher (don’t care) and that it was a sign of her stupidity/rabid feminism/intellectual laziness/misandry/etc. that she couldn’t see any “middle ground.” It became, in its way, a performance piece. I was absolutely mesmerised, even as I wished I could cock-punch people through the internet.

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“Dials have more than one settimg” is the most hilarious response to this piece, because the implication of that statement is “just be a scootch more implicit in your own dehumanization. Not ALL the way. But like… a little more.”

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I was absolutely mesmerised, even as I wished I could cock-punch people through the internet.

annavolovodov

if you want another season of Humans…

futuristicallywiseshark

I FOUND A THING!!!!

Just browsing the cast list on the humans IMDb page like a normal, not obsessed person, and I stumbled across this:

I don’t know about anyone else, but I have so much more hope now!!!!

futuristicallywiseshark

Well now I feel cheated

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HUM∀NS: Niska & Sophie’s play date (+ Niska’s smile)

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This is low key one of my favourite Humans moments ever

#humans c4 #humans amc #niska elster #emily berrington #sophie hawkins #pixie davies

I FOUND A THING!!!!

Just browsing the cast list on the humans IMDb page like a normal, not obsessed person, and I stumbled across this:

I don't know about anyone else, but I have so much more hope now!!!!

#humans c4 #humans amc #fred #fred elster #the elsters #sope dirisu #the synth who sleeps #it better have just been a short nap #where have you been all this time fred #imdb #spoilers...?#i mean it could just be flashbacks #but... I'm optimistic to a fault

It's struck me as interesting that Karen (*sob*) looked much more similar to that clip of Beatrice playing peak-a-boo from Leo's memory (it's probably the hair).

I'm wondering if this was a conscious choice? Perhaps suggesting that Karen finally got to be a mother, which was the purpose she was designed for.

#humans c4 #humans amc #humans #karen voss #beatrice elster #sam voss #i don't know if that's what he's called #but that's what i'm calling him

While we all knew Karen was a mother, she was finally able to prove it to herself. Poor Sam