Look at me! Doing tumblr wrong.

The worst at tumblr, trying to figure out how to make tumblr do.

[blackness-by-your-side]

LMAO

[sushinfood]

i’m so happy for her

[warmbubbly]

I’m happy she’s back

[alexunlawful-deactivated2024022]

Trevenant: It can control trees at will. It will trap people who harm the forest, so they can never leave.

Litwick: While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the life force of any who follow it.

Phantump: According to old tales, these Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died while lost in the forest.

Happy Halloween~

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[alexunlawful-deactivated2024022]

Just in case you thought that was the end of your emotional roller coaster–it isn’t.

[little-lackadaisical]

This is by far the best piece of Star Wars literature ever made

[lookiamnotcreative]

[surprisebitch]

now this is perfect halloween content

[rallyforbernie]

The first Asian nation to do so 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

Way to go Taiwan!

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[gahdamnpunk]

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

[notreewaits-deactivated20200806]

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

[hclark70]

[retrogamingblog]

Kirby Bath Bomb from Japan

[warmbajablast]

turn your bath water into piss to unlock kirby

[saltedcaramelbastard]

milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[awwww-cute]

2 (very different) cats of mine (Source: https://ift.tt/2O843rx)

[isei-silva]

THE BIGGEST of love to @elezendad for getting me the Terrified Pack Mule mount for Deyaenus my hands are still trembling I have never loved a mount more in my life it is so beautiful thank you again! ONWARDS TO ADVENTURE!

[gif87a-com]

[the-cozy-room]

I looked it up and apparently this is in Istanbul, Turkey. She is known as the Taksim Metro Cat and does this everyday - she is locally famous :) 

Here’s an article about her and some pics. 

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[ravensluna]

I read the article and boy there are some more real nuggets of wisdom in it (watch the video tho I didn’t include that one):

IDENTITY CONDIMENTS

MAYO IS THE TAYLOR SWIFT OF CONDIMENTS

MAYONNAISE IS THE AMERICAN DREAM

M A Y O P H O B I A

YOUNG PEOPLE DONT LIKE MAYO AND THAT MEANS THEYRE INTOLERANT

[iconuk01]

I’ve always thought of mayonnaise as a texture used to hold more interesting flavours together, no more no less.

[outrageouslybritney]

[maclonna-deactivated20160905]

Living Legend Britney Spears tweets to herself pretending to be her dog