Salutations !

Am I ignorant enough to call myself an intellectual yet?

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

in a shoe

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

or in a boot

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

there’s nothing neater

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[stitched-boy]

Let’s spell FINALS!

[doll]

i think the worst feeling ever is when someone means more to you than you mean to them

[cuddly-spice]

Adele endorsing Carol. 

[ladyfairylight]

i’m just a lil ball of stress held together by sweaters

[ddevc13]

me not shaving my legs has literally nothing to do with feminism and literally everything to do with me being lazy

[fememints]

applying for scholarships like

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

[cankristi-deactivated20180325]

i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived

[xoxxie]

[lovelovelovesun]

[barbed]

[pastel-pwussy]

Ain’t no fuckin way

[in-vagina-we-thrust]

For xmas? @nicknamenyquil

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents

[in-vagina-we-thrust]

Keep her

[annabellaburns]

forever

[romeo-oh-nomeo]

Please

[catdere]

when ur spending the weekend with ur relatives

[just-shower-thoughts]

The news is basically just someone saying good evening and then giving you a list of reasons it’s not

[thursday]

does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer

[frozendoctor24601-deactivated20]

timecards from carmilla 0x8

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