I am beautifully and wonderfully made 💐

♊Bi. 24. USA, TX♏️ Welcome to my blog about things that interest me. Follow my other account gurls-tothesecond

[queenfabmaster]

It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[funnytwittertweets]

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[k-dhd]

[funnytwittertweets]

[valtsv]

my thoughts are like a clearance sale

[valtsv]

once it's gone it's gone

[soaveintermezzo]

[peachynaturalist]

[thickness-protection-program]

Me looking at Hotbreasted milfs in my area

[marisatomay]

my brain feels like it’s on fire and my stomach hurts because i can’t stop laughing every time i see these two tweets

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

CDC: if you’re vaccinated you don’t have to wear a mask anymore!

me: *sets this new recommendation gently on the ground* ah. no thank you

[lesbinewren]

don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account

[undeadhousewife]

What I love about this site is the fact it's the closest I've gotten to pre-2000 internet in years. No one knows anyone's real name, photos are entirely optional, and we're pretty sure at least one of our mutuals is 100% lying about everything. There's a reason it's one of the only social media sites I keep coming back to. It somehow manages to be just as horrible, enjoyable, and chaotic as 1990s chat rooms used to be.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The internet is a gentrified neighbourhood and we’re a stubborn old lady refusing to sell her run-down home to the developers.

[spaceacepearl]

i always love this scene asdfghjkl

[tenshi-cat]

[redandfranticfeelings]

big movie studio: we’re going to introduce our first lgbt character!!! it’s going to be so groundbreaking and important for the lgbt community!!!

the actual movie:

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[bangedandbitter]

Pinnacle of technology

[theocseason4]

[charmbracelet327]

[studthismuffin]

[wallynorthbynorthwest]

They are shaped the same...like friends ready to hug

[marsziepan]

Ready to hug

[the-sun-princess]

hug achieved!!