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Mangkwan Jake ❤️🖤
Thinking I might need to do a short fic surrounding this look 😮💨
@eywasprobl3mchild OH LORD
Simon 'Ghost' Riley is a simple, plain man. Meaning he hates spending money on himself unless it's absolutely necessary, this man has thousands in the bank because he just doesn't spend it.
That's why Simon loves high maintenance women, specifically you. He loves that you get your hair done every month, loves that you get your nails done, eyelashes, facials, pedicures. God he absolutely loves providing for his woman.
The only problem is that you're not used to spending other people's money. You work, and you work hard for your money.
"Bye Si. I'll see you later," you shouted as you put your shoes on, just about to head out the door.
"Where you going love?"
That made you stop and slowly turn to face Simon. "I've got my nail appointment today." You said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, which it was. You had wrote it on the calendar.
"Hm and who's paying?"
"Um... Me?"
"Guess again," Simon was already in front of you, placing his bank card between your cleavage.
"Simon."
"Don't 'Simon' me," he mumbled as he kissed your forehead. "You know the rules. You look pretty and I pay for it." And you couldn't argue because Simon smacked your arse before pushing you out the door and locking it.
Oh, and don't bother trying to pay. Simon already took your credit card.
“Heated rivalry this” “heated rivalry that” WHAT ABOUT THE ORIGINAL HEATED RIVALRY JEDTAVIUS
reblog if u like titties
I just got tooth gems for the first time and I feel like I should be back in the 2000s
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018
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a big reason why a lot of these fandom “elders” are white is because they pushed all of the people of color out of their circles in their teens and twenties send tweet
And notice how the vast majority are white women specifically 👀
and any criticism from anyone, but especially black women, is met with complete venom and accusations of misogyny. it’s not misogyny, katrina, you’re a racist and you’ve ruined something for someone so that You can have your fun
“Fandom is meant to be FUN… for ME, screw everybody else lol” - White fangirls. And ironically, 99.9% of the misogyny? Comes from white women. Most of the female character bashing? Comes from white women. The call is coming from inside the house, Jocelyn
thank you!!!!! the erasure of female characters, especially love interests, in fanworks is largely the work of white women who amplify whichever white men are in the center of the story even more than they were amplified in canon
I need help finding a fanfic
I can't remember when but I know I read a drabble where Simon 'Ghost' Riley is jealous of readers plushies and secretly beats them up and is really petty about it
Please. Please. PLEASE. Can someone help me find it 😭😭😭
This is the money butt.
It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.
money butt god bless
I have never seen a money butt before
All hail Butt Money
Blessings of abundance to all!
My Tiktok is swarmed with the song Big Guy by Ice Spice and all I can think about is Simon.
Being Simon's girlfriend means that naturally you don't have to work and quite frankly you're glad you don't have too. You love being a 'house wife' as you call yourself, you have more time for your little hobbies.
You do little things here and there but your favourite thing to do is make tiktok videos. You're not huge but you do have a decent following and because of Simon's job you keep your personal life private. You don't have too but you choose too.
Simon follows you on Tiktok, you didn't even ask him too, Simon wanted to watch your videos whilst he was on base and brag basically. He'll look through your comments everyday and frown at the amount of comments you get asking if you're single because you're his girl and everyone should know that.
So it's safe to say you were surprised when Simon asked to be in one of your TikToks, you were more surprised when he showed you what he wanted to do but you were too excited to question him.
Once you showed Simon how the dance goes, which is super easy to teach (Simon knows), Simon tells you to dress up and look cute before you begin recording. Once you posted the video it didn't take long for you to blow up.
It's safe to say that nobody asked you if you were single again.
staying childfree while being in a relationship with Kyle “Gaz” Garrick are two very difficult things when put together.
because as much as you like having no responsibility for having children, you cannot deny that Kyle would be an excellent father. and you've both agreed that staying childfree is the best course of action but you don't think he realizes that he's not exactly making it easy for you to stay on that route.
why? because he's too damn cute around children. babies, to be specific. around babies, it's much, much worse because babies love to be around him. either gnawing at his arm or giggling when he's cooing at them or crying when he tries to put them down.
you can't catch a break. anything this man does with a baby and you feel like you're going through multiple ovulations at once. you feel like a bitch in heat and it's all his fault.
with the best kind of birth control being abstinence, the second best kind of birth control isn't pills or an IUD. it's getting turned off from wanting kids altogether.
every time you see Kyle holding your baby niece, you immediately have to excuse yourself to look up videos of child birth simulations and the drastic side effects of pregnancy and after effects of labor, which all snap you back to reality.
you see him playing peek-a-boo with the baby, there's a video on post partum heart failure. and you've got to remember that you're a perfectly healthy human being so that is not something you need because medical costs are through the roof.
oh, he's singing to make the baby stop crying and it's actually working? gestational diabetes is a thing, babe. keep it pushing.
is he rocking the baby to sleep and he's got the soft smile on his face that makes you weak at the knees? nothing beats a 2 holiday because babies projectile poop at you when you have an important meeting to get to and you're also getting no holiday without a screaming baby on the plane and nobody wants that.
it works like a charm more than half of the time but dammit if the man doesn't make it extremely difficult to want things that go directly against your own interests.
all in all, it's a constant battle between baby fever and free birth control when you're with your lovely boyfriend.
whats sexier
horns
tails
no nuance. fight about it
fuck it. round 2
whats sexier
halo
wings
halo considering any affix above the head not directly attached
i have a third one
whats sexier
teeth
claws
PLEASE REBLOG THE THIRD ONE TOO I NEED TO KNOW
Halsin doing that thing where his little ones pretend to be asleep because they want to be carried, and Halsin pretends not to realize they aren't actually asleep.
You agree. Reblog
Imagine being 25 years old, with a whole ass family, and still getting emotionally abused by your grandmother. And there's fuck all you can do about it because you still live with her ✌️
