Not a "She"

21+ // they // ace // usually untagged

[thezabajabajungle]

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

[halcyonhue]

I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

[2242706]

i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned

[grox]

Men piss everywhere and they all think its funny and you can't even kill them or cut their dicks off bcause of woke like straight up because of woke

[pangur-and-grim]

the writing course I just finished was centered around reading short stories, and one funny (??) thing was that the prof had us read a couple Japanese stories, and then started going on about how foreign they were, and how impenetrable they probably were to us, and how maybe she shouldn’t teach them in the future because how can we grasp something so alien……..and meanwhile, a student seated across from me had her laptop plastered in anime stickers. maybe I don’t talk to enough old people, I forgot they were like this.

[amygdalae]

My dad is such a dungeon meshihead now it's epic

[amygdalae]

He sent me a picture of the bread he made and said "I call it Steve's Underwhelming Loaf" and then followed that up by sending me this

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[convolutedblasphemy]

The best way I can describe to an allo person how you feel about sex as a topic as a sex-repulsed or averse asexual is that it feels like a hype that never ends. As though Despicable Me came out and everyone around you was sending minion facebook memes to each other for years to come. The stores are full of minion themed products; they're in ads and your friends talk about them all the time. And deep in your heart you're like "I'm glad that they're able to enjoy something I personally don't like and am not interested in :3". But there is always this little voice in the back of your head that's like "If I have to see ONE MORE of these little yellow FUCKERS today then God help us all." You make an active choice to communicate only the former.

[karatekamania]

too good to leave in the replies

[glassamphibians]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i like how every dropout performer is forced to live like a cartoon character

[goose-draws]

[image description: a redraw of the four-panel “celebrities shop too” comic by mysillycomics featuring the artist and Mithrun from Dungeon Meshi. The comic is done in a cartoon style with purple tones. In the first panel, labeled “at the pharmacy,” the artist, a pale skinned person with shoulder length wavy hair and a purple sweater with a white design on it, stands next to a pill bottle on a counter and says “…antidepressant time.” In the second panel, the artist reaches for the bottle only to have his hand bump into another person’s hand. The third panel shows the other person to be Mithrun, who does not react at all. In the fourth panel, the artist smiles and says, “m… mithrun…” End ID.]

[usamirenko]

 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

[bauliya]

people are so hard on him but the poor man lives with an influencer who shoots two vlogs a day

[earhartsease]

whom he's deeply in love with - ah, conflict

[charlesoberonn]

Holmes wrote about his own detective work, but his publications were all very technical. Like a memo about how to identify different tobacco brands by their ashes.

So when his roommate, a medical professional and former army doctor, says he's gonna write about their cases, Holmes probably expects something on the same level of technical accuracy. Instead he gets the Victorian equivalent of a True Crime podcast.

[thenightling]

[squeaky-hinge]

Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

[squeaky-hinge]

Edit: I *love* WD-40

[horreurscopes]

having ocs is like she's my daughter. she's my power fantasy. i'm giving her everything i hate about my personality. she's a war criminal. she's never done anything wrong in her life ever. i love her. i hate her. i'm making her life miserable. who did this to her. she's unlikeable but everyone should like her. she's baby. she does cocaine in the bathroom

[romanceyourdemons]

i love when a character has something terrible happen to them and as a result they see themself as, essentially if not literally, a ghost. and so that means they only can (and have to) do what ghosts do, ie get revenge and then cease to exist. easy as that. but then halfway through this ghost vengeance they realize hey actually i might still be a human person. with human needs. that’s incredibly inconvenient, considering how much i’ve invested in this whole ghost thing

[etchif]

[etchif]

You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me

[eruhamster]