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Cartoon, they/she/it/he A mess of many fandoms. Also I reblog a lot of different shows. Art Blog: cartooncrazyart

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[creekfiend]

Wait sorry, I think maybe this was a bad time? To send an unsolicited ask about a transformers knotting fic 😭😭😭

i love this ask so much I love this ask SO SO MUCH. please never apologize

[opt1gan]

The poor children

[balleduptissue]

more of the kids who i feel so bad for

[beeeleenn]

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

[preyanimal]

love love love this

[parkchanwoohoo]

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account

It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[creatingblackcharacters]

Reason number 86512 why Black people have to be killed off in horror movies because we would not be doing that shit otherwise:

Tell me why it looks like Silent Hill on my way to work right now. Dark, foggy, terrifying. So I'm driving through this path with no light, and far in front of me suddenly appears what looks like a combination of Siren Head and Slenderman, with a long, Eldritch branched black body and a shining white head, with an aura of light around it.

I took my foot off the gas.

I was terrified.

Turns out it was just a tree with a stadium light behind it. But for a moment there I was going to hit the hardest u-turn of my life. I gotta stop playing these games fr.

[creatingblackcharacters]

In that moment, I completely understood why our ancestors came up with cryptids and shit. I mean it legitimately looked like a long, thin body with these strange arms, and a bright ball of light at the top. Some ol "be not afraid" shit nahhhh the angels woulda had to say that to me. I get it now.

[charitydingle]

Alice / Něco z Alenky 1988, dir. Jan Švankmajer

[ferocioustrout]

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

[7777777awawawa7777777]

>100,000 notes - mass market slop

10,000 notes - well executed crowd pleaser

1,000 notes - cult classic

100 notes - uncompromising avant-garde art for those of discerning taste

10 notes - misunderstood genius that the culture is not yet ready for

1 note - direct admission of suicidal ideation

[trucyisright]

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

[goldensunset]

hi your post reads like a poem to me

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight