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Chill.

[phdbitch-deactivated20150805]

I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.

[pyramage]

[bethrevis]

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

[shutupkristen]

Reblogging again because I need to kill men in these dresses.

[lady-feral]

Same.

[utopianofmyfantasies-deactivate]

I would totally kill in these dresses and be killed by anyone in these dresses.

[weloveshortvideos]

He thought he was in on it

[miss-intj-capricorn-deactivated]

LMAO

[yahooentertainment]

[averagefairy]

dont ask me to hang out at 11pm what do you think this is…..i’m in bed i got no bra on i already exfoliated. its too late

[officialjared19]

The best thing about the book version of the grinch is that he’s just some green fuck that the who’s know nothing about. He has absolutely no backstory he’s just up there being an asshole

[deactivated-blog]

[gracegockel]

[thunderhy-blog]

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[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

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[light-gaps-deactivated20140422]

u cant trust people who step on flowers

[100493503004422]

“but mr. shakespeare, isn’t romeo and juliet a tragedy?”

“hell no i write sins not tragedies”

[fumbling-towards-ecstasy001-dea]

“Men don’t age better than women, they’re just allowed to age.”

Carrie Fisher (via phd-student-ttu)

[mutedcolours]

Leland are you kidding me

[dunflower]

[fuzzynub]

luke skywalker: hi i'm luke skywalker i'm here to rescue you! And this is my friend Han, he's amazing and He DROVE Me Here

[rayinberkeley]

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

[quebroma]

[officialfrenchtoast]

me as a parent.

[justdoitdaily-fitblr]

girl power 🎉

[isleswoman]

Love it!!!!!!!