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I have a basic Tumblr account. Nothing to see here; unless you want to see the things here and that's cool. Mostly stuff about books

[akanemnon]

Susie took the picture

[feluka]

normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

[everydaywomble]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! the thing. ❄️🌨️🗻🗻🚁🚁🔫🐕🐾🐾🏘️🧍🧍🐕‍🦺🐶🧍🧍🏘️🚁🤠🇳🇴💀🥀🧊🧊🚁🔪🛌🐕🏠🐕🐕🐕🛑🧠🫀🫁👁️🦴🦷🦠🔥🔥🧍🧍🔥🔥🎒🌨️❄️✋🧎✋🔥🧍🧍🔥🔥🔥🔥🚙🧍🧍🐕🪓🚁🪓📻📻🪓🩸🅰️🅾️🆎🅱️🛋️ 🩸🩸🕶️🔫🧑‍🔬🔥🔥💉❄️❄️👖❄️❄️🧨🧨🫀☠️💪💪👄🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥👤🕷️😧🔥🔥🪢🩸🧵🪡😎👍🌿😮🩸🩸🩸👁️🩸🩸🔥🔥🔥🕶️⚰️☠️🔥🧊❄️🌨️🛸🧨🧨🧨💀🧍🍾🧍

[ign1ted-ember]

So here's the thing right

[taldoren]

the summer hikaru died is about aromanticism and asexuality and unapologetically queer ways of loving. Send Tweet.

[fawncon]

amen brotha

[zira-draws]

look at my lawyers dawg im going to jail

[peachnix]

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

[urisk-factor]

Peanut butter

[hummingbird-hunter]

Jelly (grape)

[yello-guys]

Bread

[peachnix]

guys...

[yello-guys]

[acupofhoti]

[cybercrimer]

[ovur]

[rowantula]

neolithic inhabitant of the andean plateau: hmm i wonder if there are any good edible tubers growing around here

the humble potato:

[markv5]

Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь

[krittyko]

“cat named Lyova. not giving him away, just bragging”

[squishieeeeee]

"Buy me that one!"

[meli-mouse]

for some reason people keep confiding in chie

[evilresidentz]

Its finals week so I’m making yu narukami suffer too

[feluka]

normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy

[yugiohz]

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

[yugiohz]

it was my bachelor degree 😑

[catcrumb]