I'm not liquid, John.

Gizmo I’ve been here since the dawn of time

[treekoalago]

[coffinbratt-deactivated20201213]

@cali-r0se @persephonesgh0st

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[somemoreofwhat]

My new coworker coming into my office.

“Oh, sorry to interrupt getting your cheerio on.”

We stare at each other blankly before I tell her cheerios smell like pee.

“You’re so right for that.”

[somemoreofwhat]

Her everyday to everyone.

[somemoreofwhat]

My new coworker coming into my office.

“Oh, sorry to interrupt getting your cheerio on.”

We stare at each other blankly before I tell her cheerios smell like pee.

“You’re so right for that.”

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[8syntheticanimal8]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[queerliblib]

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

[meeliesaysno]

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

[ksfoxwald]

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

[inkske]

We're just like sharks. That's what detectives do.

A commission for @versegm who requested, quote, "something with Conan + Shinichi + cannibalism."

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[everythingbutlarry-deactivated2]

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[silliest--billiest]

i love making art

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

[silliest--billiest]

-1hp

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[cuppydogshane]

Right.