Ferret Thingz

| He/They | Adult | Man Liker |

[space-cadet-haze]

[fuzzywuzzzy]

Today’s a hard day. Who’s going gambling with me? This will certainly have no negative consequences on anything ever. If you say there will be, you do not understand that I’m really good at gambling.

[devilishdescent]

pokemon is about siccing your dog on a creature that is intrinsically, biologically, a baby mime

[devilishdescent]

pokemon is about an act your dog can perform on someone else’s dog, which sports announcers and scientists alike are calling “gunk shot”

[fuzzywuzzzy]

Pokemon is about treating the dog fights like it’s an act of kindness, and then realizing the dogs actually enjoy playing rough so it’s fine. And then breeding your strongest dog with a pile of goop to continue the cycle.

[amphsy]

We gotta talk about this thing

[talesfromthecrypts]

Mewtwo going by they/them pronouns in Pokopia, Wokeopia real

[cyb3rangel1]

edit: why does this have so many notes,,, all of my tumblr notifs is from just this post,,

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[wizardarchetypes]

when you're in water, moving cools you down. you lose heat faster in water, even relatively warm water on a pretty warm day.

as you cool down, your muscles stiffen, you lose the ability to swim much faster than usual (again, not even always in cold water!), and you drown.

to remain warm until rescue, it's important to stay still and get into the H.E.L.P. position to preserve body heat.

you can't do that treading water. You can only do that with a proper flotation device.

I once went into the water on a nice, sunny day at a popular boating lake surrounded by boaters. It took 45 minutes to be rescued. Could you swim for that long? Could you swim for that long while shivering and stiff?

Wear a life jacket!

[fuzzywuzzzy]

Went on a trans retreat thing and my therapist almost died because she didn’t wear a life vest when trying to save a paddle board in a storm.

When she fell off it she said she got a second wind to swim to shore because she “couldn’t traumatize the trans people even more.” If she wasn’t as fit as she was, she probably wouldn’t have been able to swim against the current.

What I’m basically trying to say is that the power of transgender (or people pleasing idk) filled her mind and body in that moment. So, unless you are able to channel the power of pleasing the trans people in your life and perfectly attune to them, you NEED a life jacket.

[slutdge]

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

[slutdge]

relapsed

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relapsed

[orion-archives]

"I want to be a dragon."

[wormsical]

hogwarts house in bio:

❌️ transphobia complacency

❌️ read other books

❌️ vague and boring

❌️ makes you look out of touch and weird

digimon crest in bio:

✅️ cool as fuck

✅️ source material has dinosaurs (🦖)

✅️ descriptive and straightforward

✅️ grants ability to evolve to perfect level

[r2d0k]

Everyone deserves to be accepted and forgiven.

[isanonymouse]

friends with benefits (paid time off, 401k, health insurance)

[fuzzywuzzzy]

Marriage <3

[esa-marie]

IM OPENING MY COMMS FINALLYYYYYY :DDDD

3/3 slots open!!!

[isanonymouse]

why would you. ask me what my name and pronouns are and then. not use them ? tf

[130-666]

when their love language is ruining their life>>>>

[aroflowey]

ignore different brush thickness i forgor what size i used for lineart lmao

[pigswithwings]

"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.