[5l5]

Visit Original Link

[jackiechanadventures]

[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this

[missathesiren-deactivated202403]

I need to make you cum for purely selfish reasons

[san-andreas-gta]

[wulfhalls]

me contemplating the human condition

[spnblog69]

[luxgalador]

so i have a cat now

[luxgalador]

5 years ago today this little angel changed my life for the better

we’ve both come so far

Happy 5 years, Baby Socks

[cat-pictures-blog]

The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.

[chiltonisaquack]

#I HAVE WAy MORE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS CAT THAN I DO THE TITANIC OR THE NOTEBOOK OR THAT BULLSHIT

[trippedvirus]

I’m gonna cry now

cuz his face

it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’

i just

; ^ ;

[sarawildish-deactivated20161128]

he has CAT TEARS.

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[aurora-gleam]

You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.

Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[bransonreese]

No, I’m thinking of sharks.

Source: I’m a superior marine biologist

[kakyoiniisms]

[jxck-y]

[betweenmee]

[mwagneto]

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

[mwagneto]

no fucking way💀

[mwagneto]

no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[bloodanddiscoballs]

[ousia-poetica]

They told me to put my heart in everything I do. So that’s what I did, and I poured and I poured and I poured. Now they ask me why I am so empty and confused.

[darknightofthescorp]

[currentlyonstandbi]

everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles