Fworg Dude

Man I Love Frogs

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[fworg-dude]

Hello, haiku bot. I am here for your liver. Please do not resist

[satan-offical]

*looks up* I can feel something...a...shift in power... *looks at calendar* *gasps* it's here

[cxsmic30]

SAY WHATT

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[fworg-dude]

lil Deltarune painting i made

[fworg-dude]

This feels like hitting a perfect combo in a video game 😭

like how the fuck do you chain nine unrelated puns in a perfect row 😭

[shinystarlightt]

I've been having too much fun with the new tomodachi life

He only glows at night

[fworg-dude]

looked at this and genuinely thought it was about the cheese 😭

[itseasytoremember]

would you rather be able to

understand (read, write and speak fluently) any human language (dead or alive)

teleport (guaranteed safely) anywhere on earth

Voting ended onMay 9

[sistersorrow]

The archeologist when I email them the entire Bee Movie script translated into Linear A (I have created the dumbest possible Rosetta Stone)

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[hdkogda]

Everything Awaits You

original design under cut along with unshaded

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[fworg-dude]

I put the musical Thomas Jefferson and the actual Thomas Jefferson on my island and

it's been 5 seconds 😭

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[teaboot]

Holy Communion

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Why don’t any grocery stores sell food at 1am, like what if I wanna go buy raw chicken in the dead of night

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

[fworg-dude]

do you eat soup from the inside out?

[fworg-dude]

cackling my ass off as i type the most C tier joke in the group chat

[fworg-dude]

i did not pay enough for this game 😭