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[mirai-e-jump]

RE-MENT『Fruit Herbarium〜サンリオキャラクターズ〜』

[iguanodont]

Throwback Thursday: a helpful chart describing the major behaviors of dragons I made when I was 7

[princesa-aym]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[moonfluff]

[icing]

[twodere]

[jetix]

2008-08-31

[luxjii]

Sanrio Humanisations!

[fwuitsbasket]

THESE ARE THE BEST GIJINKAS THATS IT EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

[daisodotcom]

1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6

[its-g1-pony-art-time]

Assorted ribbons ☆ From MLW

[churchyardbasementromance]

[n1ghtcrawlers]

[n1ghtcrawlers]

[13h06m]

★%# 𝖭🅐𝖪𝖮 ♡﹏♡ ♻️ 𝖭𝟯𝖶 𝖬𝖮🅞𝖣 🗯️ !!!

[head-colds]

oh would you look at the time *looks at watch that reads, “time to think about a person in a suit getting yanked pulled in by their tie towards someone who’s about to confirm check for a fever whether they like it or not”

[perfectpaperbluebirds]

OKAY BUT COMBINE THIS, FOLLOWED BY THIS:

[koo-ki]

~~ just like magic . . . 💭